Sarah Silverman Quotes
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.
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Hamas says in its charter they want to see a world without Israel. They want to obliterate Israel.
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If people want to really know what's up with me then they can read one of my interviews.
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I knew I didn't want to make a country record just because that's not really what I would have ever made as a solo artist.
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Write how you want, the critic shall show the world you could have written better.
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I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
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I don't like getting out when I could be painting. And when I'm painting, I don't want anybody else around.
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I don't want to be a grown-up anymore; it's hard!
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I'm supporting the charities that I supported during my lifetime, and I want to continue to do that.
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Classic cable TV may have hit its peak, but it's still a huge force, and the streaming apps of many cable networks still require you to authenticate that you're a paying cable customer every time you want to use a new such TV app.
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Hunger and homelessness aren't things we always want to talk about.
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I have already seen death, and I know that death is supporting me in my cause of education. Death does not want to kill me.
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I know that I have probably an eight- to 10-year window in this league, and if I want to be what I say I want to be, then I have to commit myself 100 percent.
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I have a tweet that said, 'I want to be a Calvin Klein model,' and that was in 2011. And then I modeled for Calvin Klein. And then I had a tweet like, 'I wonder what it's like to be in front of thousands of fans,' and I've been in front of thousands of fans.
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If you want to start reading Swedish crime fiction, you have to start with Sjowall and Wahloo.
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When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry.
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I don't want to worry about maintaining an air of decorum that's not natural to me.
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You want to compete, and you want to compete at the highest level.
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But I really believe that you don't do music because you want to, you do it because you have to.
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I wouldn't want a manicure. I'm a man's man!
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You don't want to be too hot in the club. And ambience is important - no fog machines.
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So, you're telling me that no matter what, you can't be happy? Well, darling, it's no wonder you're miserable. It's what you want...So then try to be happy.
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I'd like to have every gentleman and lady in this room commit themselves to get our government to legalize drugs, so they have to get it through a doctor, not just some gangsters who sell it under the table. Let's legalize drugs like they did in Amsterdam. No one's hiding or sneaking around corners to get it. They go to a doctor to get it.
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If people use common sense and their own guiding moral compass, I think they'll generally stay out of trouble.
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When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.
