Sarah Silverman Quotes
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.
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Hamas says in its charter they want to see a world without Israel. They want to obliterate Israel.
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If people want to really know what's up with me then they can read one of my interviews.
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Write how you want, the critic shall show the world you could have written better.
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I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
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I don't like getting out when I could be painting. And when I'm painting, I don't want anybody else around.
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I don't want to be a grown-up anymore; it's hard!
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I'm supporting the charities that I supported during my lifetime, and I want to continue to do that.
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Classic cable TV may have hit its peak, but it's still a huge force, and the streaming apps of many cable networks still require you to authenticate that you're a paying cable customer every time you want to use a new such TV app.
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Hunger and homelessness aren't things we always want to talk about.
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I have already seen death, and I know that death is supporting me in my cause of education. Death does not want to kill me.
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I know that I have probably an eight- to 10-year window in this league, and if I want to be what I say I want to be, then I have to commit myself 100 percent.
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I have a tweet that said, 'I want to be a Calvin Klein model,' and that was in 2011. And then I modeled for Calvin Klein. And then I had a tweet like, 'I wonder what it's like to be in front of thousands of fans,' and I've been in front of thousands of fans.
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If you want to start reading Swedish crime fiction, you have to start with Sjowall and Wahloo.
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When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry.
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I don't want to worry about maintaining an air of decorum that's not natural to me.
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You want to compete, and you want to compete at the highest level.
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But I really believe that you don't do music because you want to, you do it because you have to.
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I wouldn't want a manicure. I'm a man's man!
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I do not want to be a robot, a cog in society who answers 'yes' because 'yes' is considered the appropriate answer. Neither do I want to be a protestor. I just want to seek out what lies underneath the veils of politeness and programming that I've been given as a person in this society.
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The heart sometimes leaps forward when the head tells us to be still. When this happens, patience is clearly called for as we seek to find a proper balance between impulse and discretion.
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In China, I helped introduce UNEP's campaign to reduce food waste on World Environment Day. The government took notice of food waste issues and now, when you over-order in a restaurant, you are encouraged to downsize. This is where people can really impact policy and vice versa!
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Well, you can't argue with somebody that won't argue back.
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For me, cooking is the only way I know how to show my love. That's why I am so passionate about food. It's such a love language.
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When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.
