Sarah Silverman Quotes
Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
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I do like people who have not yet made up their minds about everything, who in fact are still receiving
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A Prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded.
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It is not the failure of others to appreciate your abilities that should trouble you, but rather your failure to appreciate theirs.
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...there is a point when the unfortunate and the infamous are associated and confused in a word, a mortal word, les miserables.
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I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Count them, Alice. One, there are drinks that make you shrink. Two, there are foods that make you grow. Three, animals can talk. Four, cats can disappear. Five, there is a place called Underland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky.
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Having a hangover with small children is never a good idea. I did it once and it was the biggest mistake I've ever made, I've never felt so ill in my life. You have to get out of bed and look after your kid who doesn't care if you've got a sore head.
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And what if I did run my ship aground; oh, still it was splendid to sail it!
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When men see an attractive woman, they fantasize about sex. When women see an attractive man they fantasize about a relationship.
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I'm one of those people for whom success is one thing, but significance is another. If I can have both, I'm living the dream.
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The miracle of the appropriateness of the language of mathematics for the formulation of the laws of physics is a wonderful gift which we neither understand nor deserve.
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Celeb crushes? Chris Brown - I hope he doesn't really find out.
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It wasn't a deception: all lovers live on partial knowledge.
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It may be true that there is no God here, but there must be one not far off, and at such a moment one feels His presence; which comes to the same as saying (and I readily give this sincere profession of faith): I believe in God, and that it is His wi
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Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
