Sarah Silverman Quotes
Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
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With my son, I tried not to be so judgmental and tried not to push him so hard. I didn't want him to feel that everything or that our love for him will be based on how much he has achieved.
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I'm tired of defending my character. I am what I am.
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I have had the problem of seeing my male model go to Italy and... stay there.
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'Brand-Dropping' is the term that the Kluger Agency coined to describe discreetly advertising by product mentioning in song, and we feel we can make this the way of the future without jeopardizing any artist's creative outlet or typical style.
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I'm constantly questioning the effects technology has had on our lives and the effect that monetary debt has had on all of us. We keep this as a dark little secret: 'This is how much interest I owe.'
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I have no personal experience in the military. All I know about it is what I've seen in movies and read in books and watched on television. My knowledge is probably no more or no less than the average person's. 'A Brief Encounter with the Enemy' was created by taking bits and pieces from here and there, and then putting my own spin on them.
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Those who want to perpetuate apartheid also seek to divert your attention to the false issue of communism, to send the entire American public on a witch hunt.
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Things can only go uphill from here. They can't go any lower than that.
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Anybody can act violently - there is nothing to it; but not every person is able to destroy his enemy with words.
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I really don't know the Chicago School. You see, I never walk. I always take taxis back and forth to work. I rarely see the city.
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If one's reputation is a possession, then of all my possessions, my reputation means most to me.
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I went to public school up until junior high.
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We are all part of a vast sea of love. One indivisible mind.
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...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.
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Earth's the right place for love. I don't know where it's likely to go better.
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Big stories need human stakes.
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I aim to be pretty - I gave up dressing to be sexy in the eighties.
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When kids were busy playing at the age of 11, I was singing for the heroine of 'Shastra.'
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I have some girls who I look back on and I think, 'Wow, they were really horrible to me.' I would love an apology from a few girls, but whatever. I'm not holding any grudges. I'm over it.
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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
