Scott Adams Quotes
You probably think Stephen Hawking is in that wheelchair because of a motor neuron disease. But if you got as much barely-legal student poontang as The Hawkster, you'd be in a wheelchair too.
Scott Adams
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In my industry, it's important to have people I look to for different things: guidance, inspiration and motivation.
Becky G
I am happy in Paris.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Youth is really in your attitude, not in what you look like.
Walt Handelsman
It's like trying to describe what you feel when you're standing on the rim of the Grand Canyon or remembering your first love or the birth of your child. You have to be there to really know what it's like.
Jack Schmitt
There's so much that we just accept, but the reasons behind how certain rules came to be are so fascinating and funny, it just increases your affection for language.
Ursula Dubosarsky
I think whenever you have a common goal with someone, you're going to bond. It's really hard to get two people together and be like, 'Hey guys, why don't you just bond!' But if you say, 'Listen, I need you guys to build this house, or I need you to do this or I need you to make this movie,' you'll get to work and you'll get close.
Ben Schnetzer
My theme this evening is that America needs a competitive dollar.
Martin Feldstein
I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force.
John Cleese
As far as I can tell, 1968 is a year about change, about revolution, about violence, about people turning inwards as community breaks down.
Matthew Weiner
I haven't read more than two pages, but my mother is a George Martin super fan.
Kristian Nairn
Intellectually, now, I believe that it is a complete vanity to say positively there is no God.
John Rhys-Davies
But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk.
Zach Galifianakis