Nick Swardson (Nicholas Roger Swardson) Quotes
Being a good comedian is a skill, but it's also a weird thing that only certain people can do. I always equate it to surgeons and how they can just cut people open and operate. Certain people are just wired differently, and I feel like comics are the same way.
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Lobbying is a legitimate profession... Many congressional spouses act as lobbyists.
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I'm the diva from the future. The next gig's on the moon. Catch me while you can.
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The mere fact that so many continue to rise, year after year, out of just such conditions as you may think are fatal to your advancement, ought to convince you that you also can conquer your environment.
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What you wish to others, God wishes to you.
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I felt fine after 24 hours and asked the state commission to prolong my stay in space to three days. And I carried out the entire schedule. Could I have done that if I had been half-dead?
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Well, I'm about to do another western, a pilot for HBO this fall.
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I always thought being an artist was a lazy job. I was wrong.
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I do try to speak of positive things. I still try to, like, present two sides of the story, and I do try to relate to life in a 360 degree and not be one-dimensional. But by all means, manage expectations.
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I was turning actually 15 at the Olympics in '76... I don't think that one year makes a huge difference.
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I joined an acting class in my junior year in high school. I'd always wanted to try it.
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I had a unique circumstance in which my career was associated with George W. Bush, who went straight to the top. I went to work for him in October of 1993. So my whole identity in national politics is associated with this president, and you know, I kind of want to leave it that way. It's not tugging at me to go do the '08 cycle.
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Half the joy of life is in little things taken on the run... but let us keep our hearts young and our eyes open that nothing worth our while shall escape us.
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God has brought us where we are, to consider the work we may do in the world, as well as at home.
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Everyone thinks chemistry and alchemy are so similar, but they’re really not. They’re not even related. They just happen to live in the same house.
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Southerners are truly our warrior class.
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With any long-term relationship, you have good days and bad days.
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For a while, I called myself an agnostic, which was me wanting to maintain a connection to the culture I was raised in while also undercutting a lot of the beliefs I had.
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Oh, God. Mate, I've written about 800 songs, and that's no exaggeration!
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You have to understand a bit about the poetry of the blues to know where the references are coming from.
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The future is out of my hands; it is in God's.
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'I've never met him. It was mind-blowing. I couldn't quite believe it. He's a person that's seen so many things and been a part of music for so long. For him to give a shit about me is pretty exciting. I like it.'
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Being a good comedian is a skill, but it's also a weird thing that only certain people can do. I always equate it to surgeons and how they can just cut people open and operate. Certain people are just wired differently, and I feel like comics are the same way.
