Simon Bird (Simon Antony Bird) Quotes
I like to dress up and look nice. I'm not quite at the stage yet financially to do that too often, but it's nice to push the boat out a little bit for award ceremonies and stuff.

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If you are sad, if you are heartbroken, make yourself up, dress up, add more lipstick and attack.
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I like playing dress-up, and I love pretty jewels, but for me, being a 'movie star' would be a very dangerous place.
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I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.
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I've made some investments during my career that I'm happy with, so my life, talking financially, is definitely OK.
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I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show.
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It's fun to do voiceover work, although you still have to act. But it doesn't involve memorizing lines, and you don't have to dress up.
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I was an English major at the University of Minnesota, and I was very shy, which many people misinterpreted as intelligence. On the basis of that wrong impression, I became the editor of the campus literary magazine.
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To vice, innocence must always seem only a superior kind of chicanery.
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My mother used to push 'Wuthering Heights' on me as a boy, and I sensed from her breathy description of the story that it would make me laugh. I have no plans to find out if this is true.
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One can make no better investment than the cultivation of a taste for the beautiful, for it will bring rainbow hues and enduring joys to the whole life. It will not only greatly increase one's capacity for happiness, but also one's efficiency.
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I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.
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Growing old-it's not nice, but it's interesting.
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If I didn't mould my reality then I'd still be in the ghetto where people like me are supposed to stay. You have to dream your way out of the nightmare.
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I think my mom and dad did a great job with that, because we with brother never had any competition in baseball. We always tried to help each other.
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What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio.
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Instead of showing up to let everyone know how great we are, show up to find out how great everyone else is.
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Redefine the possible.
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I always knew I was a man, always felt that I was a man, always wanted to be a man.
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There is not room for Death, Nor atom that his might could render void: Thou - Thou art Being and Breath, And what Thou art may never be destroyed.
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I like to dress up and look nice. I'm not quite at the stage yet financially to do that too often, but it's nice to push the boat out a little bit for award ceremonies and stuff.