Stephen Fry Quotes
Because, let's face it, I do not get offered the parts that Brad Pitt has just turned down.

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& I'm all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face
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The best way to save face is not to use the lower half.
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He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.
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I was making love to a man, a man I hardly even know. He was kissing the face off me and I was kissing the face off him. And I found it highly satisfactory.
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How rich is anyone who can simply see human faces.
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You must ingratiate yourself with those who can help you. Flatter them to their faces. Praise them to others who will carry your words back to them.
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My face is my passport.
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Just look at the faces of the great Christians! They are the faces of great haters.
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In thy face I see the map of honour, truth and loyalty.
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I had rather chop this hand off at a blow, And with the other fling it at thy face.
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But 'tis common proof, that lowliness is young ambition's ladder, whereto the climber-upward turns his face; but when he once attains the upmost round, he then turns his back, looks in the clouds, scorning the vase defrees by which he did ascend.
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Out, you tallow-face! You baggage!
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There is a mask of theory over the whole face of nature.
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We all like people who do things, even if we only see their faces on cigar-box lids.
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Clint Eastwood is aging beautifully. But someone like Burt Reynolds and others are practically destroying their faces in the amount of work they have.
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It's very rare that people are exactly who they appear to be. Venice has a lot of that too, but the face of it is quite beautiful, interesting, and textured.
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Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.
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You can see it in people's faces, when they're into a metal band. It's cool to see that being passed on.
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I'd rather see twenty thousand smiling faces than twenty thousand crying people.
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I’m constantly embarrassed. I fidget and twist my hair and pull weird faces and stutter. Some days I feel quite confident, then others there’s a microscopic flaw about myself physically, which will make me embarrassed to walk the streets.
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When I was a kid, I hated being talked to as a kid. I don't know if all kids feel that way, but I seem to remember awful things in the crib, something like people doing baby talk in the crib and sticking their big, fat faces in there and scaring me. So I always talk to kids as if they were a person.
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Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
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You do not have to make your children into wonderful people. You just have to remind them that they are wonderful people. If you do this consistently from the day they are born they will believe it easily.
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Because, let's face it, I do not get offered the parts that Brad Pitt has just turned down.