Steve Martin Quotes
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I don't drink at lunchtime because I'm very weak at alcohol like most Asians.
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The good news is that parents are the leading influence on kids' decision not to drink alcohol.
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I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.
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According to the National Institute on Drug Abuse, the first use of alcohol typically begins at age 12.
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I like the effect drink has on me.
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Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!
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I never drink while I'm working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead sober.
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I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol.
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It's just not a good idea to drink and drive; that is just common sense. But common sense is not that common!
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There's so much fear involved in trying to do something you don't know how to do that drugs and alcohol can become a big part of your life if you have an addictive personality or are very unsure, which most songwriters are.
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Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
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Now if the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms comes to disarm you and they are bearing arms, resist them with arms. Go for a head shot; they're going to be wearing bulletproof vests. … They've got a big target on there, ATF. Don't shoot at that, because they've got a vest on underneath that. Head shots, head shots.... Kill the sons of bitches.
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Alcohol doesn’t console, it doesn’t fill up anyone’s psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn’t comfort man. On the contrary, it encourages him in his folly, it transports him to the supreme regions where he is master of his own destiny.
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Alcohol is a class of drugs that we call 'the sedatives.' And what you're doing is just knocking your brain out. You're not putting it into natural sleep.
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I don't know of any issues associated with alcohol before flight.
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With such compelling information, the question is why haven't we been able to do more to prevent the crisis of underage drinking? The answer is: the alcohol industry.
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I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy.
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And then you have the responsibility and the duty of being good examples to youngsters, not smoke, training hard, go to bed early, don't drink alcohol, don't take drugs, it's very important to have a policy for educating against doping.
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Imagine blocks and blocks of no cocaine, blocks with no gun play.
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With technology tracking us everywhere we go, 'cosplay' might become our best defense against surveillance.
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No one should ever have to read a sentence twice because of the way it is put together.
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There are some issues where ministers should come and talk to the prime minister, if the prime minister hasn't already talked to them. Any issue which a minister thinks is going to be profoundly controversial, where we do not have a clear existing position, it is important that there be a conversation between the minister and the prime minister. I think they all understand that and I think it is working very well.
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Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
