Steve Martin Quotes
I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.
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He to whom the present is the only thing that is present, knows nothing of the age in which he lives.
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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
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You know, I've been playing with my hair color ever since I was nine.
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Even if a relationship doesn't work out, you can always take something positive from something negative. You never know what's around the corner.
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You never know what life has in store for you, but I believe there are certain things one is meant to go through
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As every real estate agent knows, a poor house in good surroundings will sell for a higher price than a better house in poor surroundings, and in a town they confidently ask 25 percent more rent for a flat with a view of a park that for an identical flat with no view.
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Most people don't know that I invented the selfie.
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I always wanted to know what it felt like to fall on stage... now I know. It's not how you fall, but how you get up
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A river reaches places its source never knows.
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It is the ordinary woman who knows something about love; the gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
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I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know?
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I'm shy to call myself a director still. When someone says, 'What do you do for a living?' I don't know if I've earned that.
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Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!
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I'm in a really good place. I used to be a right worrier, but being in a settled relationship has made a massive difference. I was on my own for three years before meeting David. I'm very happy with him, he's a fantastic man. But you never know what's around the corner, so you just hope for the best.
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My one fear is that tomorrow I may die without having come to know myself.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.
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An advantage of having one child is you always know who did it.
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I like my anonymity - that when I meet people they don't know me.
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Own every note I sing and sell it. Make a connection to the audience. That's what it comes down to, you know?
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In presidential elections, I think people focus way too much on ideology.
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There are few persons, even among the calmest thinkers, who have not occasionally been startled into a vague yet thrilling half credence in the supernatural, by coincidences of so seemingly marvellous a character that, as mere coincidences, the intellect has been unable to receive them.
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I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.
