Steve Martin Quotes

There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.

Steve Martin

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• Cruelty
• Juggling

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  Steve Martin
  • Animal
  • Cruelty
  • Juggling