Steve Martin Quotes
Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.

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When I was about four, people used to walk up to my mom and say I should be in commercials.
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My number one goal is to love, support and be there for my son.
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I wrote music as soon as I knew notation.
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In the time I spent with him, Jurgen Klopp was enigmatic, larger than life, and extremely quick-witted. He is quite unique as a football manager in many ways, and that is what makes him so entertaining.
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They say making laws is like making sausages. You shouldn't watch. It's the same for acting, especially for the actor who works unconsciously.
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No dream is ever chased alone.
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It is our job, as members of parliament, to legislate with an eye to the long term future, to look over the horizon beyond the next election and ensure that as far as we can what we do today will make Australia a better place, a safer place, for future generations to live in.
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India remains one of the few nations which still focuses entirely on an archaic de-addiction model, administered by the ministry of social justice and empowerment, to address drinking problems, adhering to a centuries-old idea of these problems being a moral disorder rather than a health condition.
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It would have been easy for me to bring out a real cheesy pop song, but 'Please Don't Let Me Go' isn't your typical 'X Factor' single, and it's a grower, not a shower.
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I can afford to say what I wish.
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We must uphold the fighting of tigers and flies at the same time, resolutely investigating law-breaking cases of leading officials and also earnestly resolving the unhealthy tendencies and corruption problems which happen all around people.
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This awful concept of underclass is really horrifying. You're not lower class, you are excluded - outside.
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What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental and physical, but the burden of one's memories.
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The flaw in the statute is that in all its applications, it operates on a fundamentally mistaken premise that high solicitation costs are an accurate measure of fraud.
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I'd decided to take the risk, and either I'd succeed or else.
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I believe that robots should only have faces if they truly need them.
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As for all those mistakes I make - they are on purpose - to teach you how to deal with them.
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Like a pianist runs her fingers over the keys, I'll search my mind for what to say. Now, the poem may want you to write it. And then sometimes you see a situation and think, 'I'd like to write about that.' Those are two different ways of being approached by a poem, or approaching a poem.
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It's important to read books and see people who look like you. It helps you know that you are not the only one or the weird one because you're a black girl and you are not seeing anyone who looks like you in these books.
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That the variations are controlled by physiological law, we have now experimental proof; but that this control is guided ever so little in response to the needs of adaptation there is not the smallest sign.
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I really like the Spanish league and find it attractive.
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Amory took to writing poetry on spring afternoons, in the gardens of the big estates near Princeton, while swans made effective atmosphere in the artificial pools, and slow clouds sailed harmoniously above the willow. May came too soon, and suddenly unable to bear walls, he wandered the campus at all hours through starlight and rain.
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The 'self-image' is the key to human personality and human behavior. Change the self image and you change the personality and the behavior.
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Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.