Nikki Glaser Quotes
The more you work in this business as a comedian, the closer you get to just being yourself onstage, on camera, the more well received you are.
Quotes to Explore
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Golf was never a religion to me.
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Try letting a Kindle protect your heart from sniper fire!
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In many ways, our campaign this year will be the same as last time: We're still going to focus on fixing up basics and cleaning up ethics at City Hall.
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It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.
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For the year after I left government service, I worked as a consultant to the Republican National Committee because the lawyers advised that was the proper way for me to comply with ethics regulations and continue to advise the President.
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Faith is personal if it's to be real.
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Once I can verify my account, I will have a Twitter.
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I still like my antique clothes.
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God's been very good to me. I'm truly blessed.
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You could have a hit in California that no one had heard of in Oklahoma.
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This particular nurse said, Cancer cells are those which have forgotten how to die. I was so struck by this statement.
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Twenty-six million Russians died in the defense of their homeland against the Nazis.
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I didn't realize it. It looks like my career happened overnight, but it didn't. I was basically living on my own from when I was 17 on.
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If I'm not living from my heart, I get sick.
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They hear it come out, but they don't know how it got there. They don't understand that's life's way of talking. You don't sing to feel better. You sing 'cause that's a way of understanding life.
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A sexual revolution begins with the emancipation of women, who are the chief victims of patriarchy, and also with the ending of homosexual oppression.
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Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement.
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There are so many kids out there that need to be adopted and need good homes. I definitely want to have my own but I also want to adopt for sure. I think it's very important to find these kids homes.
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The fact that this radiation is so penetrating - nothing stops it - makes it so you can look for things that you have never seen before, and you can look at things you know in a way that's new. That is really the big step forward.
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Beauty was never really my trip. Maybe those roles are attracted to me?
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We need to encourage members of this next generation to become all that they can become, not try to force them to become what we want them to become. . . . You and I can't even begin to dream the dreams this next generation is going to dream, or answer the questions that will be put to them.
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I couldn't get a date, but I couldn't be quite sure how unattractive I'd become. I was still friendly; I made jokes, and in my mind, if I saw a woman smiling at me... I still had a chance. I did not.
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The more you work in this business as a comedian, the closer you get to just being yourself onstage, on camera, the more well received you are.
