Nikki Glaser Quotes
The more you work in this business as a comedian, the closer you get to just being yourself onstage, on camera, the more well received you are.

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Golf was never a religion to me.
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Try letting a Kindle protect your heart from sniper fire!
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In many ways, our campaign this year will be the same as last time: We're still going to focus on fixing up basics and cleaning up ethics at City Hall.
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It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.
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For the year after I left government service, I worked as a consultant to the Republican National Committee because the lawyers advised that was the proper way for me to comply with ethics regulations and continue to advise the President.
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Faith is personal if it's to be real.
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Once I can verify my account, I will have a Twitter.
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I still like my antique clothes.
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God's been very good to me. I'm truly blessed.
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You could have a hit in California that no one had heard of in Oklahoma.
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This particular nurse said, Cancer cells are those which have forgotten how to die. I was so struck by this statement.
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Twenty-six million Russians died in the defense of their homeland against the Nazis.
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I didn't realize it. It looks like my career happened overnight, but it didn't. I was basically living on my own from when I was 17 on.
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If I'm not living from my heart, I get sick.
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A sexual revolution begins with the emancipation of women, who are the chief victims of patriarchy, and also with the ending of homosexual oppression.
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Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement.
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There are so many kids out there that need to be adopted and need good homes. I definitely want to have my own but I also want to adopt for sure. I think it's very important to find these kids homes.
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I am looking forward to working with Congressman Hobson and Vorys Advisors to help Ohio businesses and organizations achieve their goals and objectives.
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You've got to realize. In the western world, regardless of what color you are, what title the music is, it's all played by the same notes.
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It is not love, or morality, or international law that determines the outcome of world affairs, but the changing distribution of organized force
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Keep focused on the substantive issues. To make a decision means having to go through one door and closing all others.
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Seth Meyers is highly overrated as a comedian.
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The more you work in this business as a comedian, the closer you get to just being yourself onstage, on camera, the more well received you are.