Howard Stern Quotes

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

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• Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

  

  H. L. Mencken
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• I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.

  

  Edith Sitwell
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• I'm never bored.

  

  Jack Prelutsky
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• It got a little boring I guess, playing the same note over and over.

  

  Fisher Stevens
  • Same
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  • Over

• You can always tell an actor by the bored look in their eye whenever someone else is talking.

  

  Natasha Leggero
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• Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.

  

  Hannah Simone
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• I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.

  

  Edmund Hillary
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• It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there.

  

  Naima Adedapo
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• I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian.

  

  Pamela Anderson
  • Girl
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  • California

• It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing.

  

  Majandra Delfino
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  • Ambition
  • Directing

• We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.

  

  Daniel Dennett
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  • Cute

• Even though 'Spider-Man' is a huge blockbuster, it really didn't feel like that. It felt like we were making this weird, funny high school movie. Like just hanging out with a group of friends.

  

  Laura Harrier
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• You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do.

  

  Hank Azaria
  • People
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• And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.

  

  Fran Drescher
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  • Joy

• It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.

  

  Abel Ferrara
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  • Look
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• Normally, it's one or the other - a pretty, straight woman or a more charactery woman who isn't supposed to be attractive. But women like Tina Fey are leading the charge on being both. You can be funny and attractive.

  

  Becki Newton
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• I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.

  

  Ian Mcewan
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• There is nothing better than being out there when the game is on the line; only now, I get to see what my players will do. How will they react? Retirement is fine for some people, but I got bored. I'm used to more of a fast-paced life.

  

  Larry Bird
  • People
  • Life
  • Game

• A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.

  

  Fats Domino
  • Work
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• I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia.

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Thinking
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  • Indiana

• You must remember, family is often born of blood, but it doesn't depend on blood. Nor is it exclusive of friendship. Family members can be your best friends, you know. And best friends, whether or not they are related to you, can be your family.

  

  Trenton Lee Stewart
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  • Friend

• We don't want to show our hand to the fan base or give up too much too early.

  

  Anthony Michael Hall
  • Up
  • Hand

• I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

  

  Howard Stern
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