Howard Stern Quotes
I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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I'm never bored.
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It got a little boring I guess, playing the same note over and over.
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You can always tell an actor by the bored look in their eye whenever someone else is talking.
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Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
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I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.
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It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there.
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I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian.
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It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing.
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We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.
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Even though 'Spider-Man' is a huge blockbuster, it really didn't feel like that. It felt like we were making this weird, funny high school movie. Like just hanging out with a group of friends.
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You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do.
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And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.
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It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.
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Normally, it's one or the other - a pretty, straight woman or a more charactery woman who isn't supposed to be attractive. But women like Tina Fey are leading the charge on being both. You can be funny and attractive.
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I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.
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There is nothing better than being out there when the game is on the line; only now, I get to see what my players will do. How will they react? Retirement is fine for some people, but I got bored. I'm used to more of a fast-paced life.
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It was Toto that made Dorothy laugh, and saved her from growing as gray as her other surroundings. Toto was not gray; he was a little black dog, with long silky hair and small black eyes that twinkled merrily on either side of his funny, wee nose.
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secrets One of my secrets is to joke all the time.
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I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.
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Men are always the same. Fear makes them cruel.
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I can count my friends on one hand.
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I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
