Howard Stern Quotes
I'm a parent, and I regulate what my kids listen to. I don't need the government to be the parent. If I'm a crappy parent, then I need the government involved.

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We were five kids at home, and my mother and grandmother ensured that we all had a very grounded upbringing in Madras. Even in school, I never used to tell anyone that my dad was an actor.
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I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old.
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I'm process-orientated. Awards, by their nature, are results-orientated.
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I did absolutely grow up in a world surrounded by people who were always performing and being flamboyant.
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I've been into horses as far back as I can remember. There is a particular kind here in America called the 'quarter horse' that I'm very interested in.
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I have a very rich and wonderful personal life, and at its core are my sons.
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Vocally, I have learned to find my strength, and my voice has developed a lot since 'Be Here.' I learned to sing with all of my body.
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Society can overlook murder, adultery or swindling; it never forgives preaching of a new gospel.
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I love hugging people. I still hug everybody in my meet-and-greet lines.
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We have Christians against Muslims against Jews, and no matter how liberal your theology, merely identifying yourself as a Christian or a Jew lends tacit validity to this status quo. People have morally identified with a subset of humanity rather than with humanity as a whole.
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Painting is easy when you don't know how, but very difficult when you do.
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A lovely nook of forest scenery, or a grand rock, like a beautiful woman, depends for much of its attractiveness upon the attendance sense of freedom from whatever is low; upon a sense of purity and of romance.
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No race of barbarians ever existed yet offered up children for money.
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The degree of freedom from unwanted thoughts and the degree of concentration on a single thought are the measures to gauge spiritual progress.
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I wish I got invited to more luaus. I really do!
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I think there are only two kinds of heroes: the flamboyant ones and the angry-yet-silent types. Every character on TV falls into either category.
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My first job on the radio was writing jokes for a Baltimore DJ called Johnny Walker, who was sort of a '70s era shock jock who all the teenage boys listened to in my school.
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I love rehearsing, but a lot of directors don't, and some actors don't.
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I grew up going to public school, and they were huge public schools. I went to a school that had 3,200 kids, and I had grade school classes with 40-some kids. Discipline was rigid. Most of the learning was rote. It worked.
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In this culture, where entertainers and athletes wield such power, it seems only right to me that they try to make their influence a good one.
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My way of relaxing was always doing the opposite and playing the drums, but I need to be able to actually chill.
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Unlike some politicians, I can admit to a mistake.
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There are some things I like about L.A. You can have a really healthy lifestyle, and I love running with the dogs on the beach. It's just the social scene is horrific!
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I'm a parent, and I regulate what my kids listen to. I don't need the government to be the parent. If I'm a crappy parent, then I need the government involved.