Howard Stern Quotes
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It's no treat being in bed with me.
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It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.
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You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.
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I'm sure some people might be offended by that, but this is my feeling about show business. It's not all about pure talent. There are certain people who command a stage because they look good ,like me.
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Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.
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I'm at a point in my career, I've been around a long time now, over 35 years in broadcasting. I don't worry about much. I respect what America's Got Talent is. It is a family show. It is a show that I love.
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I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
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I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.
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I can't imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out.
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Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.
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I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.
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I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
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I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
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I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
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It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.
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I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day: David Letterman's heart attack was at a hospital in NYC. Kaufman's heart attack was at the red light district in Amsterdam, Holland. I think Kaufman had more fun. You're a great artist. I just love the way you painted my portrait.
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If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.
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I didn't listen to executives.
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I will never feel successful.
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Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
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I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.
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I've come to appreciate other people's talents.
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We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.
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I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.