Howard Stern Quotes
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Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.
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You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.
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Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.
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It's no treat being in bed with me.
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I'm sure some people might be offended by that, but this is my feeling about show business. It's not all about pure talent. There are certain people who command a stage because they look good ,like me.
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I believe in censorship when it benefits me.
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I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
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Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
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You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.
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And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.
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If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.
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Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
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I'm at a point in my career, I've been around a long time now, over 35 years in broadcasting. I don't worry about much. I respect what America's Got Talent is. It is a family show. It is a show that I love.
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I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
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I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.
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I didn't listen to executives.
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Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.
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Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.
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We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.
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I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.