Howard Stern Quotes
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You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.
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I believe in censorship when it benefits me.
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Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.
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You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.
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I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
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I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.
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It's no treat being in bed with me.
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Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.
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I'm sure some people might be offended by that, but this is my feeling about show business. It's not all about pure talent. There are certain people who command a stage because they look good ,like me.
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Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
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If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.
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I'm at a point in my career, I've been around a long time now, over 35 years in broadcasting. I don't worry about much. I respect what America's Got Talent is. It is a family show. It is a show that I love.
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Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
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Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.
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Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.
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I didn't listen to executives.
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I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.
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I will never feel successful.
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I'm the voice of honesty.
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I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
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I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
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I've come to appreciate other people's talents.
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I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.
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I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.