Howard Stern Quotes
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I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
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Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
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I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.
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Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.
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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
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My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
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I believe in censorship when it benefits me.
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I will never feel successful.
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I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
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I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.
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And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.
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This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
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I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
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I'm the voice of honesty.
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I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
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I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.
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I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.
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I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
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Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?
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Don't let the government win.
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I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.
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When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
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Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.
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Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.