Howard Stern Quotes
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There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
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I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
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We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.
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Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.
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Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.
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I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.
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Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.
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I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.
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I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
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I'm the voice of honesty.
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When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
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My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
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And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.
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I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.
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I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
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This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
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Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?
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I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
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I believe in censorship when it benefits me.
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I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
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Don't let the government win.
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Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.
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I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.