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There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
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Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?
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I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
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I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.
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My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
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Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
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I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.
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I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.
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Don't let the government win.
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I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.
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This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
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Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.
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I will never feel successful.
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I'm the voice of honesty.
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I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
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I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.
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I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
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I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
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I believe in censorship when it benefits me.
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When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
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I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
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I'm in a war, a cultural war.
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I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.
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