Howard Stern Quotes
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We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.
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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
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I can't imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out.
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I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.
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I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
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Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.
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The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
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I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
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Don't let the government win.
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It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.
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Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.
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This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
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I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
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I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
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There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
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I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
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I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.
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Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.
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I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.
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I'm in a war, a cultural war.
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I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.
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I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.
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Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?
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I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.