Howard Stern Quotes
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Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
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The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
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I will never feel successful.
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There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
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I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.
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I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
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I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
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Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.
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I'm the voice of honesty.
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When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
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I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.
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I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
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My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
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And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.
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I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
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I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
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I believe in censorship when it benefits me.
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Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?
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This country (United States) has too many freedoms.