Howard Stern Quotes
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It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.
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The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
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I will never feel successful.
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I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
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Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.
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I can't imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out.
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This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
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I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.
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I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
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Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.
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I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
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I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
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There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
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Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?
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When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
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I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.
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I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.
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Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.
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My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.