Howard Stern Quotes
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Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.
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Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
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I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.
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I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.
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There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
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The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
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I'm the voice of honesty.
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Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.
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When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
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I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
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Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?
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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
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Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.
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And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.
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My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
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I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
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This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
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I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.
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I believe in censorship when it benefits me.
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I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
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I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
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Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.
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Don't let the government win.
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I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.