Vicki Lawrence Quotes
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When you've got kids, you turn into Mom, and that's it.
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I am no prude, but when I watch comedy, I ask myself, 'Who wrote this? A teenage boy in the locker room?'
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It's special to have people see you and tell you, 'You make me laugh.' That makes me feel good. I think if you have the talent to do it, it's your duty to pass it on.
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I think the audience keeps it fresh for me. You just never know – every audience has its own personality.
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I love to cook. I'm a sailor. And I was the eighth-grade ping-pong champion.
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I don't know how anyone could stop working.
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My favorite game shows were 'Password' and '$25,000 Pyramid.'
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It's just kinda what I did: played crazy old ladies.
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I was married for 10 minutes into a Southern family.
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Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett.
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I think for people that are dealing with this out there, the important thing to know is that this is real. It's called CIU, and there are solutions out there for you.
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I remember being totally enamored with Sid Caesar.
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There is no such thing as a perfect mother.
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Harvey Korman was like a private tutor to me. He was such a mentor.
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I've been at it since 1967, and I still love it. There is nothing quite like making people laugh.
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I feel it is time to lighten up and laugh about things and enjoy ourselves a little bit more.
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I don't care about making a fool of myself on stage anymore. I don't care what people think.
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TV's been good to me.
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I don't get people baring their lives on television. Maybe it makes other people feel better about themselves. Is that what it is? You watch these people making total fools of themselves. It's like there's absolutely no privacy.
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Everyone has a crazy old lady in their family like 'Mama.' No one ever comes up to me and says 'Mama' is just like them, so no one is ever offended by her. Even young people like to laugh at her. I think she helps kids appreciate their own grandmothers more.
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I want to be open about my condition to show others that they are not alone in dealing with this form of chronic hives. My advice for people with CIU is to talk to their doctor about their condition.
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When I first got an outbreak of hives, I tried everything to find relief. I felt like no one understood what I was going through.
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I really feel my family is my priority.
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Anybody who has spent time with the networks - in fact, you don't even have to spend time with the networks, all you have to do is just watch primetime TV - and you think, 'What the hell are they doing? I could run the network better.' And I think everybody feels that way.