Vicki Lawrence Quotes
-
I am no prude, but when I watch comedy, I ask myself, 'Who wrote this? A teenage boy in the locker room?'
-
When you've got kids, you turn into Mom, and that's it.
-
I think the audience keeps it fresh for me. You just never know – every audience has its own personality.
-
It's special to have people see you and tell you, 'You make me laugh.' That makes me feel good. I think if you have the talent to do it, it's your duty to pass it on.
-
I love to cook. I'm a sailor. And I was the eighth-grade ping-pong champion.
-
Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett.
-
My favorite game shows were 'Password' and '$25,000 Pyramid.'
-
It's just kinda what I did: played crazy old ladies.
-
I think for people that are dealing with this out there, the important thing to know is that this is real. It's called CIU, and there are solutions out there for you.
-
I don't know how anyone could stop working.
-
I was married for 10 minutes into a Southern family.
-
I want to be open about my condition to show others that they are not alone in dealing with this form of chronic hives. My advice for people with CIU is to talk to their doctor about their condition.
-
I remember being totally enamored with Sid Caesar.
-
There is no such thing as a perfect mother.
-
We all have somebody that sits down at the Thanksgiving table and says the most outrageous things, and you're doin' the dishes with your sister, and you're like, 'Omigod, can you believe she said that?'
-
Harvey Korman was like a private tutor to me. He was such a mentor.
-
I never intended to be in show business; I intended to be an extremely grounded person.
-
I've been at it since 1967, and I still love it. There is nothing quite like making people laugh.
-
I feel it is time to lighten up and laugh about things and enjoy ourselves a little bit more.
-
I often feel like I could fall off the face of the Earth. As long as 'Mama' was around, nobody would really miss me. People really think of her as an actual person. People all the time see me and ask, 'Where's Mama?' Like she should be with me.
-
What I learned was that celebrities come to me with a preconceived notion. They think I'm fun, or they've worked with me, or they know me, or we've met. So there's a lot of backstuff on the 'Vicki!' show.
-
I really feel my family is my priority.
-
I don't care about making a fool of myself on stage anymore. I don't care what people think.
-
I don't get people baring their lives on television. Maybe it makes other people feel better about themselves. Is that what it is? You watch these people making total fools of themselves. It's like there's absolutely no privacy.