Vicki Lawrence Quotes
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I go out and speak to women's groups all the time, and I say, 'Guys, you gotta laugh and find the humor in things. You gotta pass it on.'
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I am no prude, but when I watch comedy, I ask myself, 'Who wrote this? A teenage boy in the locker room?'
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I don't know how anyone could stop working.
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It's special to have people see you and tell you, 'You make me laugh.' That makes me feel good. I think if you have the talent to do it, it's your duty to pass it on.
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I think the audience keeps it fresh for me. You just never know – every audience has its own personality.
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My favorite game shows were 'Password' and '$25,000 Pyramid.'
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I was married for 10 minutes into a Southern family.
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I love to cook. I'm a sailor. And I was the eighth-grade ping-pong champion.
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It's just kinda what I did: played crazy old ladies.
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I remember being totally enamored with Sid Caesar.
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Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett.
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There is no such thing as a perfect mother.
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Harvey Korman was like a private tutor to me. He was such a mentor.
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I think for people that are dealing with this out there, the important thing to know is that this is real. It's called CIU, and there are solutions out there for you.
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I feel it is time to lighten up and laugh about things and enjoy ourselves a little bit more.
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I've been at it since 1967, and I still love it. There is nothing quite like making people laugh.
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I don't care about making a fool of myself on stage anymore. I don't care what people think.
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TV's been good to me.
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I don't get people baring their lives on television. Maybe it makes other people feel better about themselves. Is that what it is? You watch these people making total fools of themselves. It's like there's absolutely no privacy.
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Everyone has a crazy old lady in their family like 'Mama.' No one ever comes up to me and says 'Mama' is just like them, so no one is ever offended by her. Even young people like to laugh at her. I think she helps kids appreciate their own grandmothers more.
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There's nobody telling Oprah what to do. There's no one telling David Letterman what he can and can't do. You've got to have 100 percent support from everybody who's behind the show, across the board.
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Anybody who has spent time with the networks - in fact, you don't even have to spend time with the networks, all you have to do is just watch primetime TV - and you think, 'What the hell are they doing? I could run the network better.' And I think everybody feels that way.
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It's always good to play tennis with a better player to bring out the best in you.
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I really feel my family is my priority.