Howie Mandel Quotes
I'm fascinated by mankind. I grew up watching 'Candid Camera' and thought it was funnier than any standup, any joke, anything that could possibly be written because you're dealing with humanity. And people can relate to that. It touches everybody who sees it. It hits a nerve.
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I've got bowlegs, so if I do a midcalf look, I look bandy.
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Thou shalt not give birth reluctantly.
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Fishing ... is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.
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Names and attributes must be accommodated to the essence of things, and not the essence to the names, since things come first and names afterwards.
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I'm a firm believer in that you play the way you practice.
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Anybody who makes speeches written by someone else is just a robot.
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Although she feeds me bread of bitterness,And sinks into my throat her tiger’s tooth,Stealing my breath of life, I will confessI love this cultured hell that tests my youth!
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The watchers below pulled in their breath all at once. The air felt suddenly shared. The man above was a word they seemed to know, though they had not heard it before.
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Lincoln had no such person that he could talk with. Often, as a result, he debated with himself, and he would draw up a kind of list of the pros and cons of an argument, and carefully figure them out, and he might test them in public.
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I started out as a lousy actress and have remained one.
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I just feel not many people hear that you should feel good inside and feel happy within your soul, instead of needing to look a certain way, so I always try and talk to people about that.
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I'm a zero.
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You can't please people who don't really know you and, you know, I do think that one of the things I do want to do is please the people who matter to me and please the people that do know me.
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In this industry, where things change so quickly, I've found that having no expectations is the happiest way to go.
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If your life gets off to a rough start, just know this is helping you develop depth of personality and depth of character.
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It kind of irks me that the studio films still have to be so safe even though they don't really cost as much to make.
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I'll stand up for Article Two, Article 12, you name it of the Constitution.
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The manuscript shaped medieval literary conventions at all levels. (p. 99)
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Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will be a burglar or human attacker are 1-in-177. The odds that the victim will be a child are 7-in-10.
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But music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail.
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Risk means everything from being honest about your faith, to moving, to quitting a job that's paying you a fortune but it's not what's in your heart. Risking things is one of the biggest fears we have.
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Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.
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If you don't exist in the arts of a culture, you're invisible. The arts are what express the soul of who we are and that expresses our humanity.
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I'm fascinated by mankind. I grew up watching 'Candid Camera' and thought it was funnier than any standup, any joke, anything that could possibly be written because you're dealing with humanity. And people can relate to that. It touches everybody who sees it. It hits a nerve.
