Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes
Individuals are fine once you get to know them, especially if they're interesting in conversation or have large, sumptuous breasts, but I don't like people in the plural and I've seen very little to change my mind about that.
Quotes to Explore
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I cannot summon up inspiration; I myself am summoned.
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I don't think I've ever sent a text to Gordon Brown because I'm confident that he would absolutely have no idea how to receive it. He barely managed to master WordPerfect 4.1.
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I think most families have a few secrets or some strange aspect to their history. We're all fascinated by family dynamics, but I'd much rather sit in an audience and watch someone else's problems!
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I build community. However, I do it wearing a number of hats.
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I'm not going to just say nice things about everybody unless I mean it.
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I want my son to become aware that he is in charge of the choices he makes, and it's good to make thoughtful, good choices.
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You should only have so many accessories. You have to make sure you have the right ones at the right time.
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A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made.
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Books are not like albums, where you can simply download and enjoy your favorite chapter and ignore the rest.
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I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it.
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Anytime you do something in this arena, whether it's public records or ethics, it's not like throwing a stone in a quiet pond. It's like throwing a boulder.
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I constantly remind people that crime isn't solved by technology; it's solved by people.
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It's nice for me to be in touch with a younger generation.
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It's quite absurd to act against a smoke creature that is not there.
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I love acting. I've been doing it since I was 16, and it's in my nature. It's the thing I do best. But as much as I love acting, I love cinema more. I always had a thing about creating images.
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I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and I still keep in touch with them while I'm on the road.
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Beyond 2050 the world population may start to decrease if women across the world will have, on average, less than 2 children. But that decrease will be slow.
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The little people must be sacred to the big ones, and it is from the rights of the weak that the duty of the strong is comprised.
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I'm elected. I don't report to any politician. I report to the people. If I had to report to any politician, I'd quit tomorrow. I'm not tall, dark and handsome. They don't vote for me because I look like a movie star. I can't get that vote. People keep voting for me because they like what I do.
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Sometimes I feel like if I'm not getting people to boo me, then I'm not doing my job right.
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I think I tried to steal a Mars bar once from a shop but then I went and put it back.
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Individuals are fine once you get to know them, especially if they're interesting in conversation or have large, sumptuous breasts, but I don't like people in the plural and I've seen very little to change my mind about that.
