Michael Paterniti Quotes
Storytelling is about patience, about making sense of the moments of pathos and beauty that you find, and about carrying these moments back into your own life.

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The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.
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One can never know enough. The unknown and its call lies even in what we know.
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Now that mobile phones and the internet have altered the epistemic selective landscape in a revolutionary way, every religious organisation must scramble to evolve defences or become extinct.
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We're trying to always expand Smosh and make Smosh a big thing.
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My wife Danielle and I love travelling, different cultures and good weather.
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A lot of people who want to cook with less fat are surprised by that. You can cook vegetables in a little water in a covered pan and then throw the fat into the residual liquid to coat them.
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I think operating systems work best if they're free and open. Particular applications are more likely to be proprietary.
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Catholic schools in Indonesia routinely accept non-Catholic students, but exempt them from studying religion. Obama's school documents, though, wrongly list him as being Indonesian.
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If I traveled to the end of the rainbow as Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me the pot's at the other end.
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A huge part of what animates homophobia among young people is paranoia and fear of their own capacity to be gay themselves.
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I think when the bottom started to drop out, we didn't recognize it.
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On the roads, it is one of those 'might is right' situations. If I see cars coming, I duck out of the way.
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I should be concentrating on writing pages.
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L.A. is my office. I come here for work and work only.
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After having seen the job done on that first show of mine, I realized that I felt like I wanted to work again for a short while. Two, three years, then stop.
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Remarkable what a fragile flower romance is. A gun with a nervous operator behind it can spoil the whole thing.
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Mind your till, and till your mind.
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Your sex have such a surprising animosity against one another when you do differ.
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They've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, 'Well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3.' … WELL, THEN IT'S MINUS 3, ASSHOLE! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect!
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One symbol of lack of democracy is to have cars parked on the sidewalk.
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
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I'm pagan.
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The greatest act of faith is when a man understands he is not God.
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Storytelling is about patience, about making sense of the moments of pathos and beauty that you find, and about carrying these moments back into your own life.