Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.
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I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself.
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To write a good mystery you have to know where it will end before you can decide where it will begin... and I've always known where it will end.
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I hated singing. I wanted to be an actress. But I don't think I'd have made it any other way.
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I moved to New York when I was 21 and worked between 40 and 70 hours a week. Then I invested it all. It was really just a hustle. But I was kind of raised to work like that, so to me, it seemed very normal and natural.
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I believe however that peace is attainable regardless of the Arabs mentality, society or government.
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The Arab states don't seem to do a good job of providing for their own people, so I am not sure why they would suddenly develop an ability to help the Palestinians.
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There are Anarchists in other parts of the world who are unable to, comprehend the position of the Spanish Anarchists. I do not pretend to censor these Anarchists.
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I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
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To be among the world's greatest athletes and compete for Team U.S.A. while knowing that the entire world is watching is something that athletes dream about. To be able to experience that was truly special.
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I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.
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I am a huge, huge fan of the plain white tee. A good-fitting, vintage plain white t-shirt, like the 'boyfriend shirt', is the sexiest thing a girl can wear. It goes with anything, fancy or casual.
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I want Prince to see something I do and call me and ask me to be on an album or if I want to dance!
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I had 500 kids at camp this past summer for example. We do nine weeks for kids and nine days for grown ups every summer. The adult camp is a lot of fun.
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I was a very rotund child with short hair, and for some reason, I always had black ballet shoes. I was like the Wednesday Addams of ballet.
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Argentine political life is like the life of an ant community or an African forest tribe: full of events, full of crisis and deaths, but life is always cyclical, and the year ends as it begins.
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I was in the streets at eight, nine years old.
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My parents sent me to a dance class, so it was a road chosen by them, not me. But I enjoyed it so much I knew I would become a performer.
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The big thing in my family growing up is that everybody had to play a musical instrument. We were like the von Trapps.
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I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.
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The country is laid out in a haphazard, sloppy fashion, offensive to the tidy, organized mind.
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I'm addicted to food, so if you bring the cake and stuff to my house, I might walk by and take a swipe of icing and keep it moving. So what happens is I try to not keep it around.
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I want to live quietly.
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I think generally I'm kind of interested in subjective experience, what goes on inside someone's head, that being all they really know of the world.
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If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.
