Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.

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I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself.
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To write a good mystery you have to know where it will end before you can decide where it will begin... and I've always known where it will end.
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I hated singing. I wanted to be an actress. But I don't think I'd have made it any other way.
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I moved to New York when I was 21 and worked between 40 and 70 hours a week. Then I invested it all. It was really just a hustle. But I was kind of raised to work like that, so to me, it seemed very normal and natural.
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I believe however that peace is attainable regardless of the Arabs mentality, society or government.
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The Arab states don't seem to do a good job of providing for their own people, so I am not sure why they would suddenly develop an ability to help the Palestinians.
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There are Anarchists in other parts of the world who are unable to, comprehend the position of the Spanish Anarchists. I do not pretend to censor these Anarchists.
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I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
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To be among the world's greatest athletes and compete for Team U.S.A. while knowing that the entire world is watching is something that athletes dream about. To be able to experience that was truly special.
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I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.
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I am a huge, huge fan of the plain white tee. A good-fitting, vintage plain white t-shirt, like the 'boyfriend shirt', is the sexiest thing a girl can wear. It goes with anything, fancy or casual.
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I want Prince to see something I do and call me and ask me to be on an album or if I want to dance!
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I had 500 kids at camp this past summer for example. We do nine weeks for kids and nine days for grown ups every summer. The adult camp is a lot of fun.
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I was a very rotund child with short hair, and for some reason, I always had black ballet shoes. I was like the Wednesday Addams of ballet.
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Argentine political life is like the life of an ant community or an African forest tribe: full of events, full of crisis and deaths, but life is always cyclical, and the year ends as it begins.
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I was in the streets at eight, nine years old.
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My parents sent me to a dance class, so it was a road chosen by them, not me. But I enjoyed it so much I knew I would become a performer.
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The big thing in my family growing up is that everybody had to play a musical instrument. We were like the von Trapps.
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I have spoken to expert audiences occasionally, but then no audience is expert over the whole range of things I want to explore.
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Fling away your soul once for all, your own small self; if you will find it again. Count not even on immortality.
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We go on a lot in this country about offences being caused by drugs. The truth is just as many offences are caused by drink. And that should be taken into account.
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The natural instinct is to join in the chorus of conflict, to make your voice louder, your point bigger, and your position stronger. But we will not solve the significant and real problems our country faces if we cannot bring ourselves to embrace a mindset of grace.
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A brand can have huge hype but still only be a tiny business.
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If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.