Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
Getting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies. The only trouble is, it belonged to the guy sitting next to me.
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I look at 'Death Proof' and realize I had too much time.
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I literally was saved by a role, from becoming a cab driver. I never did have to wait tables, though, so looking back I guess I had it pretty soft.
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I don't think Congress, in general, has done a good job articulating to the American public how inextricably linked our credit markets are to our entire economic system.
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I don't know for Justin; he's always looking for meaning out of his relationships with people. I don't think he's as trapped into the drug thing as a lot of the others are.
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There's a fast-track if you can do the networking. For some personalities it works, but for mine it doesn't.
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Online, you have things like Slate Magazine, which has a lot of commentary and analysis of stories, so it gives you a fuller picture. I would compare that to a news magazine or the New Republic.
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You know, there's always someone in mind when I'm writing. You know, it's all comes from somewhere inside.
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As an actor, you don't want to play a one-dimensional character.
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When you're buying paintings, it feels grown up.
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When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.
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The textile industry became a huge deal in 19th century America, kind of like the tech industry is today. And that immigrant tradition continues, especially in tech, America's most dominant and dynamic industry today.
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Let's create a legal system that can work.
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People think they have to give up things to make a difference to the world, but you don't have to.
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Losing is no fun no matter who you lose to.
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Surrealism is not a poetry but a poetics, and even more, and more decisively, a world vision.
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My mom would always play me a lot of late-'50s, late-'60s rock.
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Globalization is exposing new fault lines - between urban and rural communities, for example.
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We believe in peace in the settlement of all disputes through peaceful means, in the abolition of war, and, more particularly, nuclear war.
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Brain science will be the most popular science of the early twenty-first century.
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I was raised playing music in coffeehouses and I feel that was the foundation for my career. I think it is important that we remember where we came from.
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If religion, instead of being the manifestation of a spiritual ideal, gives prominence to scriptures and external rites, then does it disturb the peace more than anything else.
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You go through phases. You have to reinvent reasons for playing, and one year's answer might not do for another.
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My mother is going to have to stop lying about her age because pretty soon I'm going to be older than she is.
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Getting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies. The only trouble is, it belonged to the guy sitting next to me.
