Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
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Iraq did not spontaneously opt for disarmament. They did it as part of a ceasefire, so they were forced to do it, otherwise the war might have gone on. So the motivation has been very different.
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There is no shortage of embarrassing facts about healthcare, and people die every day in the U.S. due to preventable errors - would you fly planes if you knew several of them would drop out of the sky every day?
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I don't really like to talk about other people. I think people who have things going on in their lives, I think they have enough to deal with, they don't need, you know, Abigail Breslin weighing in on their lives.
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None of the kids in the neighborhood had dogs. My dad walked in that Labrador, and we started running together and rolling around together like we found each other after years apart. And then, suddenly, some of the other people in the neighborhood started getting dogs, too.
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I've always been happy with my body.
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We all accept the visual shorthand used throughout comics: if something's farther away, it'll be drawn with a thinner, simpler line, eventually leaving out most visual information and becoming a gesture, a skeletal representation of a thing.
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If humanity does not opt for integrity we are through completely. It is absolutely touch and go. Each one of us could make the difference.
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I've always had rock star envy. Unfortunately, writing is a pedestrian, tame occupation done while sitting in coffee-stained pajamas in front of a computer rather than prowling around a huge stage in sweaty leather pants, so I have to get my kicks vicariously.
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The competition between me and Bill Gates, probably: Who can spend money more effectively that can do better philanthropy.
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If you go back to all my albums, they're all confessional.
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I have played a lot of roles in my career where I'm the sexual interest. I'm always having to fight that.
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I am a Moroccan writer of French expression.
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I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
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As coaches, any work you may do, it's been done long ago.
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Each one has to find his peace from within. And peace to be real must be unaffected by outside circumstances.
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It's really cool when a guy tips 20 per cent quickly and effortlessly so that when the check comes, he opens it and signs his name and done.
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We can only undo the election if the behavior meets the constitutional standard of subverting and threatening our system of government.
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My friends, who sleep for all eternity; we do not forget you.
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In life, you always have to keep fighting. It's not easy.
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The long days seduce all thought away, and we lie like the lizards in the sun, postponing our lives indefinitely.
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I knew we’d wear them down,” Eve said. “After all, we really are amazingly cool.” And now it was Eve’s turn for the high five with Shane. “For a bunch of misfit geeks, slackers, and losers.” Which one are you?” Shane asked. She flipped him off. “Oh, right. Loser. Thanks for reminding me.
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Everyone knows that if you can keep on making money, everyone's happy.
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She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
