Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
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The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns.
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Iraq did not spontaneously opt for disarmament. They did it as part of a ceasefire, so they were forced to do it, otherwise the war might have gone on. So the motivation has been very different.
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There is no shortage of embarrassing facts about healthcare, and people die every day in the U.S. due to preventable errors - would you fly planes if you knew several of them would drop out of the sky every day?
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I don't really like to talk about other people. I think people who have things going on in their lives, I think they have enough to deal with, they don't need, you know, Abigail Breslin weighing in on their lives.
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None of the kids in the neighborhood had dogs. My dad walked in that Labrador, and we started running together and rolling around together like we found each other after years apart. And then, suddenly, some of the other people in the neighborhood started getting dogs, too.
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I've always been happy with my body.
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We all accept the visual shorthand used throughout comics: if something's farther away, it'll be drawn with a thinner, simpler line, eventually leaving out most visual information and becoming a gesture, a skeletal representation of a thing.
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If humanity does not opt for integrity we are through completely. It is absolutely touch and go. Each one of us could make the difference.
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I've always had rock star envy. Unfortunately, writing is a pedestrian, tame occupation done while sitting in coffee-stained pajamas in front of a computer rather than prowling around a huge stage in sweaty leather pants, so I have to get my kicks vicariously.
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The competition between me and Bill Gates, probably: Who can spend money more effectively that can do better philanthropy.
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If you go back to all my albums, they're all confessional.
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I have played a lot of roles in my career where I'm the sexual interest. I'm always having to fight that.
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I am a Moroccan writer of French expression.
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I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
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As coaches, any work you may do, it's been done long ago.
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Each one has to find his peace from within. And peace to be real must be unaffected by outside circumstances.
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It's really cool when a guy tips 20 per cent quickly and effortlessly so that when the check comes, he opens it and signs his name and done.
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We can only undo the election if the behavior meets the constitutional standard of subverting and threatening our system of government.
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My friends, who sleep for all eternity; we do not forget you.
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We are not rich in the bank, but we have always prospered and we have quite enough. I never walk out with my husband but I hear the people bless him. I never lie down at night, but I know that in the course of that day he has alleviated pain and soothed some fellow creature in the time of need. Is not this to be rich?
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Past experience has shown that the Islamists gain space when civilian authority weakens.
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It's only 60,000. It's not a big town. It's a big hockey town. Everybody plays hockey when you grow up.
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There is something fantastically post-modern about David Frost.
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She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.