Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.

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• I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Girl
  • Ugly
  • Attack