Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

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I like the way hip-hop is now. It's grown up enough so that it can get involved with politics if it feels like it.
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What's true for churches is true for other institutions: the older and more organized they get, the less adaptable they become. That's why the most resilient things in our world - biological life, stock markets, the Internet - are loosely organized.
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I just keep it simple. Watch the ball and play it on merit.
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Far worst of all, the fever had settled in Mary's eyes, and Mary was blind.
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If we had a terrorist attack, the way the people respond is going to determine whether that attack is just a tragedy or whether that attack becomes an all-out disaster.
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It is easy to see what many people, women especially, admire about Sarah Palin. Here is a mother of five who can see the bright side of having a child with Down syndrome and still find the time and energy to govern the state of Alaska.
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Weakness is something we don't like to admit we have. We hold it against people, until we experience it, and then we feel more compassion for it.
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I make mistakes on a very grand scale.
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Given that external reality is a fiction, the writer's role is almost superfluous. He does not need to invent the fiction because it is already there.
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When I was a teenager, the number one book I was most obsessed with was 'Gone with the Wind.'
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You've got the federal government in every part of our lives, doing things wrong.
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I'm cool with myself. If I can't have the body of Angie Bassett, so be it.
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Only the consciousness of a purpose that is mightier than any man and worthy of all men can fortify and inspirit and compose the souls of men.
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I think India's policy that the openness of trade should be carried through a multilateral process is the right one.
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Israel reoccupied the cities of the West Bank by a unilateral action, and reestablished the civil and military occupation by a unilateral action, and it is the one that determines whether or not a Palestinian citizen has the right to reside in any part of the Palestinian Territory.
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I'd rather be dealt with as a person than a persona.
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I've always tried to push myself technically and to push myself visually. That's been part of the journey.
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When you're CEO, you have to have two conditions: first, shareholders need to trust you and want you to head your company. The second is that you need to feel the motivation to do the job. So, as long as both are reunited, you continue to do the job.
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I definitely like wearing leotards.
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I would go on the record with my respect for Mike Madigan, which will probably upset a lot of friends. He's enormously skillful at what he does. The only speakers of any House who survive are the ones who can keep their majority and keep everyone going largely in the same direction. Mike Madigan is superb at that.
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MUCH AS I love the Jag, it’s too conspicuous for everyday police work. So that day I was driving a battered silver ex–Metropolitan Police Ford Asbo that, despite my best efforts, smelled vaguely of old stakeouts and wet dog.
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There's no system foolproof enough to defeat a sufficiently great fool.
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There are expectations with sequels, and people want them to be bigger and better than the prequel.
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With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.