Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

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I like the way hip-hop is now. It's grown up enough so that it can get involved with politics if it feels like it.
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What's true for churches is true for other institutions: the older and more organized they get, the less adaptable they become. That's why the most resilient things in our world - biological life, stock markets, the Internet - are loosely organized.
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I just keep it simple. Watch the ball and play it on merit.
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Far worst of all, the fever had settled in Mary's eyes, and Mary was blind.
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If we had a terrorist attack, the way the people respond is going to determine whether that attack is just a tragedy or whether that attack becomes an all-out disaster.
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It is easy to see what many people, women especially, admire about Sarah Palin. Here is a mother of five who can see the bright side of having a child with Down syndrome and still find the time and energy to govern the state of Alaska.
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Weakness is something we don't like to admit we have. We hold it against people, until we experience it, and then we feel more compassion for it.
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I make mistakes on a very grand scale.
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Given that external reality is a fiction, the writer's role is almost superfluous. He does not need to invent the fiction because it is already there.
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When I was a teenager, the number one book I was most obsessed with was 'Gone with the Wind.'
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You've got the federal government in every part of our lives, doing things wrong.
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Only the consciousness of a purpose that is mightier than any man and worthy of all men can fortify and inspirit and compose the souls of men.
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I think India's policy that the openness of trade should be carried through a multilateral process is the right one.
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Israel reoccupied the cities of the West Bank by a unilateral action, and reestablished the civil and military occupation by a unilateral action, and it is the one that determines whether or not a Palestinian citizen has the right to reside in any part of the Palestinian Territory.
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I'd rather be dealt with as a person than a persona.
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I've always tried to push myself technically and to push myself visually. That's been part of the journey.
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When you're CEO, you have to have two conditions: first, shareholders need to trust you and want you to head your company. The second is that you need to feel the motivation to do the job. So, as long as both are reunited, you continue to do the job.
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I definitely like wearing leotards.
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I have fallen deeply in love with songs - musical theatre songs included - over the years, and this experience has taught me to hear and honor the writer's voice in my soul.
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I think as long as you're straight with people, as long as you honor ground rules, as long as you serve your readers, you're going to get the door opened for you.
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I mean . . . who was it that said if the door is locked, find a window. If the windows locked, well . . . break it. If it won't break then find a freaking sledgehammer and make a new one.
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You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
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The love of liberty and the sense of human dignity are the basic elements of the Anarchist creed.
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With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.