Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.

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You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one.
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I am of the opinion that the appreciation and the desire for what is good takes more study and insight than does the understanding and test for the best music and art.
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It is more noble to give yourself completely to one individual than to labor diligently for the salvation of the masses.
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I think talent makes me really attracted to someone more than anything.
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I was born at the age of twelve on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot.
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I would definitely like to start a family because it's the most important thing in the world and what you should take care of, along with your friends and the people you love.
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Here in France, I've seen some very good young designers, but they don't have this ability to be good businessmen, too. I think America gives you this.
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My heart is mysteriously alive in the world of sounds - a totally different dimension from the daily life.
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Singles, whatever. But selling a million albums feels like an impossible thing to do.
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It's never been seen that a street artist go as far as I've gone - keep consistent without wanting to do a bunch of ventures outside of music to keep my face out there.
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It's often the death of the show when you break the tension and the two lead characters get together.
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Brick-and-mortar at the end of the day matters because viral is great, but it comes and goes as fast.
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You have, in America, you have gang signs. Well, 5,000 years ago, there was thing called a mudra, which is your sitting position when you do yoga or you're meditating or you're praying or whatever. And there's not a lot of them that are named after gods and goddesses, but the middle-finger is specifically named the Matangi mudra.
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I have a handicap in that English is not my first language. So even though I'm a writer, I don't write anymore because it's just harder in English.
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Seriously, who doesn't want to slap a 27-year-old movie star?
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There was a bit of a comparison that Bret was making between Vince McMahon and my dad. He looked up to Vince as a dad and stuff, and it was a shame to see the whole thing end the way it did.
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Definition, rationality, and structure are ways of seeing, but they become prisons when they blank out other ways of seeing.
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I can write best in the silence and solitude of the night, when everyone has retired.
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I am not guilty, I am innocent.
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You can't merge six banks and think that nothing will happen.
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There was a time when I was willing to marry any cute boy that looked at me.
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It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even know I was doing it.
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I know I'm really lucky to do what I do, but sometimes with the hours and the travelling, I don't get to see my family and friends as much as I'd like. It can be lonely on the road. Sometimes I come offstage after a massive adrenaline rush, and then when I go to an empty hotel room on my own, it can be an anti-climax.
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I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.