Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.

Jack Roy

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• I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Family
  • House
  • Stupid