Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

Jack Roy

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• My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

  

  Jack Roy
  • She
  • Wife
  • Chocolate