Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.

Quotes to Explore
-
The sole ultimate factor in human decisions is physical force. This we must learn, however repugnant the idea may seem, if we are to protect ourselves and our institutions. Reliance on anything else is fallacious and ruinous.
-
I'm a choreographer and I love watching 'The Bachelorette.'
-
Why is it that our young kids all across America can solve the most complex problems in a video game involving executive decision making and analytical thinking, yet we accept the fact that they can't add or read?
-
Sometimes it was difficult to make friends and be social in school because I was always practicing while other kids were getting together and doing things. But it just made me closer to my family, and I realized that they would always be there no matter what.
-
We had a good time mucking about during 'Band of Brothers' when we were young and single.
-
I've always believed that a good twist is one that, when it is presented to the audience, half of them say, 'I saw that coming.' And half of them are completely and totally shocked. Because if you don't have the half that saw it coming, then it wasn't fair: You never gave the audience a chance to guess it.
-
'The Outsiders' died on the vine being sold as a drugstore paperback.
-
If you believe these polls, you're making a mistake.
-
You learn something out of everything, and you come to realize more than ever that we're all here for a certain space of time, and, and then it's going to be over, and you better make this count.
-
The strange anthropological lesson of social media is that human beings, if given a choice, often prefer to socialize alone.
-
I could battle rap forever, but it's a joke to me.
-
It may be that Tolstoy and Virginia Woolf were sitting around fretting about their Amazon reviews or their pre-pub whatever, but I kind of doubt it. I don't think that's how the work probably got made.
-
Working on 'Girls' opened up a lot of opportunity for me. It's like a dream job. It's a dream.
-
My work always presents problems in our society. Those problems may be anything from injustice to freedom, and everything related to humanity.
-
The problem with most Hollywood movies is they don't give the director enough control.
-
Most of the big banks were shot through with short-termism, deceptive practices and self-dealing. We must institute basic changes in corporate governance and in management practice to restore responsibility and honesty for the sake of the economy and for the self-respect of the country.
-
I faced quite a few challenging times, and in front of those, I was more positive than some people not facing those conditions. I'm actually of the belief now that it is that struggle that offers you that open-hearted hope.
-
The troops aren't red and blue. They're not black and white. They're not male and female. They are Americans! When they put their uniforms on, they are Americans. And that's a fact.
-
I would make a huge distinction between theater improvisation and film improvisation.
-
Look forward to going back Home. But make sure you're furnishing it.
-
PETA's campaign should be included in school curricula. If we can open children's hearts and minds to animals' needs, teach them to treat a dog or a chicken as if they feel fear and love and pain - as they do - then they will grow up to understand that we are all worthy of respect.
-
My mum is my beauty icon, because she represents what I think beauty is.
-
I try my best to learn from other people's mistakes. I have a lot of respect for people who can change.
-
Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.