Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.
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The sole ultimate factor in human decisions is physical force. This we must learn, however repugnant the idea may seem, if we are to protect ourselves and our institutions. Reliance on anything else is fallacious and ruinous.
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I'm a choreographer and I love watching 'The Bachelorette.'
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Why is it that our young kids all across America can solve the most complex problems in a video game involving executive decision making and analytical thinking, yet we accept the fact that they can't add or read?
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We had a good time mucking about during 'Band of Brothers' when we were young and single.
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I've always believed that a good twist is one that, when it is presented to the audience, half of them say, 'I saw that coming.' And half of them are completely and totally shocked. Because if you don't have the half that saw it coming, then it wasn't fair: You never gave the audience a chance to guess it.
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'The Outsiders' died on the vine being sold as a drugstore paperback.
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If you believe these polls, you're making a mistake.
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You learn something out of everything, and you come to realize more than ever that we're all here for a certain space of time, and, and then it's going to be over, and you better make this count.
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The strange anthropological lesson of social media is that human beings, if given a choice, often prefer to socialize alone.
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I could battle rap forever, but it's a joke to me.
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Working on 'Girls' opened up a lot of opportunity for me. It's like a dream job. It's a dream.
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My work always presents problems in our society. Those problems may be anything from injustice to freedom, and everything related to humanity.
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The problem with most Hollywood movies is they don't give the director enough control.
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Most of the big banks were shot through with short-termism, deceptive practices and self-dealing. We must institute basic changes in corporate governance and in management practice to restore responsibility and honesty for the sake of the economy and for the self-respect of the country.
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The troops aren't red and blue. They're not black and white. They're not male and female. They are Americans! When they put their uniforms on, they are Americans. And that's a fact.
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Social Security, all public and no option, rescued older Americans from living their final years in poverty.
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I love coloring books. I keep some by my bed.
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Working with Bill Cosby was incredible. I was lucky to be a part of that.
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You know, nothing is ever happily-ever-after. Ever.
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Making films can be very lonely, and that's the part I don't like. I don't want to feel like I'm pressing 'pause' on my personal life to make a movie. I want to feel like I'm still creating relationships and things are moving forward.
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Slow down, you crazy child.You're so ambitious for a juvenile.
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Some of the best news stories start in gossip. Monica Lewinsky certainly was gossip in the beginning. I had heard it months before I printed it.
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I quite clearly remember driving home at 9 a.m., after shooting all day, in a bathrobe, with bodypaint all over my face, and going through McDonald's drive-thru. I ordered a coffee to make sure I didn't crash on the way home. And the girl working there, she didn't even bat an eyelid. I guess it's a regular thing down in Hastings McDonald's.
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Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.
