Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark.

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The gift of sobriety is clarity and a sense of connection - and travel only enhances that.
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Every dogma, every philosophic or theological creed, was at its inception a statement in terms of the intellect of a certain inner experience.
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I think we have a real obligation when we do have animals in captivity to understand their needs and to care for them as well as we can.
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Chinese people age overnight.
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When history looks back, it will prove what I'll die knowing.
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We had a good time mucking about during 'Band of Brothers' when we were young and single.
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Sometimes new voices have the most spectacular vision. It is uncluttered and organic.
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I am very much a Republican.
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Everyone should play their role in tearing down the wall of hatred.
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I never, never thought one day I will sing at La Scala or I will get the Grammy. I'm lucky. I work a lot with a teacher, with my coach.
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I'm nearsighted in my right eye, have glaucoma in my left, and the nerves in my hands are on Medicare. Basically, I'm on the wrong end of a short sale.
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It is said that the West had a global policy in regard to Islam. That is stupid. There isn't a global Islam.
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Always give a word or sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, or even a stranger, if in a lonely place.
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Having a place out of the city is a shortcut toward the mental reset I need.
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Working with Bill Cosby was incredible. I was lucky to be a part of that.
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As things go digital, the notion of new editions will go away. A publisher can add video and assessment content at scale, make the change in 30 seconds and it's just a software update.
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One of the problems with putting Huck Finn into a movie or on the stage is, you always make the white people stupid and racist. The point is, they don't know they're racist.
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It wasn't easy getting 'GoodFellas' started.
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The atheist, by merely being in touch with reality, appears shamefully out of touch with the fantasy life of his neighbors.
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The human race has not devised any way of dissolving barriers, getting to know the other chap fast, breaking the ice, that is one-tenth as handy and efficient as letting you and the other chap, or chaps, cease to be totally sober at about the same rate in agreeable surroundings.
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Among those who are satisfactory in this respect it is desirable to have represented as great a diversity of intellectual tradition, social milieu and personal character as possible.
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Reverend Jesse Jackson, President-for-Life of the People’s Republic of Himself.
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I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.
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It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark.