Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me… Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
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A painting probably is the most shocking increase in value, from what it costs to make to what you sell it for.
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I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.
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The essence of the beautiful is unity in variety.
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It's an honor to live on a legacy, getting to do what we love to do and try to be the best musicians that we can possibly be.
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I really don't see a reason why you wouldn't want to have a relationship with Jesus Christ. I mean, not only was He the greatest human being to ever walk the earth, He's everything that I want to strive for. He's everything that anyone should ever want to strive for.
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I'm tired of defending my character. I am what I am.
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Most of my fans, if you were to look on their iPods, you'd see every possible genre of music represented in some capacity.
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I like to go to Africa purely with something to do. I'm not very comfortable getting into an armor-plated Land Rover and going to see things, with my hand gel, you know, it's not me at all. So I like to hang out and you know, really get to know people and try and do something that resonates with them.
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The results showed that Joe Mokoena and I had made history. For the first time in the history of education in South Africa, two African students had passed the JC with a First Class degree, regarded as a rare achievement for any student.
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Our way is straight and clear - the building up of a socialist democracy at home, with freedom and prosperity for all, and the maintenance of world peace and friendship with all nations abroad.
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Some musicians I know are incredible fathers. Like Keith Richards. A fantastic dad.
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What people can survive and what they don't survive is shocking to me. Someone can go to Iraq and be blown to bits and survive. Someone can trip and fall on the street and they die – that's that.
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The Chinese are brought up to believe that you should be silent in class. The teacher speaks, and you just listen and absorb what they say.
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I do not find it easy to articulate thoughts about religion. I remain the sort of person who turns off 'Thought for the Day' when it comes on the radio.
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Many of my constituents are in their 80s, 90s, even 100, and our focus is ensuring that their needs can be provided for.
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The first thing to improve society is not banning abortion, but making sure that everyone who had a child is in the best position to be able to rear it.
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If parents could just get their children moving around in the most simple and fun ways - jumping in leaves, dancing to pop music, throwing socks in a laundry basket - they could be sowing the seeds of great habits that could last a lifetime. It is all about turning it into a game.
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If we intensify our efforts we can have a cloned baby within a year or two, but I don't know whether we can intensify our efforts to that extent. We're not really under pressure to deliver a cloned baby to this world. What we are under pressure to do is to deliver a cloned baby that is a healthy one.
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I love competing.
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The country makes me more paranoid, you know? I think the crazy people out there are little crazier.
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As a true-blue Punjabi, I have learnt to tackle disappointments, especially since I have no godfather in the industry.
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The buffalo is all gone, and an Indian can't catch enough jack rabbits to subsist himself and his family, and then, there aren't enough jack rabbits to catch. What are they to do?
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I think some people who say they're not Christians can behave in a more godly fashion than people who call themselves Christians.
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During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me… Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
