Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

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• I can't predict exactly what the TV channel of the future is, but we think more and more time spent on TV is going to be around web content and web video.

  

  Salar Kamangar
  • Time
  • Think
  • Future

• When you are young, you sometimes play one good game and then one bad game.

  

  Eden Hazard
  • Good
  • Bad
  • Game

• Work hard. And have patience. Because no matter who you are, you're going to get hurt in your career and you have to be patient to get through the injuries.

  

  Randy Johnson
  • Work
  • Career
  • Hurt

• My dad was a single father, and he was a hunter.

  

  Haley Bennett
  • Father
  • Dad
  • Single

• Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

  

  Martin Mull
  • Children
  • Family
  • Funny

• The International Cricket Calender shouldn't be so packed with action that it drives spectators away. Also there should be enough space between cricket events to help players recharge their batteries - not just physically but mentally too.

  

  Sachin Tendulkar
  • Help
  • Action
  • Space

• It's rare to have a best friend who is also your brother and also an NFL football player, and he knows exactly what I'm talking about.

  

  Eli Manning
  • Friend
  • Football
  • Player

• I saw that all things I feared, and which feared me, had nothing good or bad in them save insofar as the mind was affected by them.

  

  Baruch Spinoza
  • Mind
  • Affected
  • Insofar

• Generals who save troops for the next day are always beaten.

  

  Napoleon Bonaparte
  • Troops
  • Beaten
  • Generals

• Music and art are the guiding lights of the world.

  

  Pablo Picasso
  • Music
  • Art
  • Lights

• If this be not love, it is madness, and then it is pardonable.

  

  William Congreve
  • Love
  • Madness
  • Pardonable

• I can really only can record at home.

  

  Julia Kent Antony and the Johnsons
  • Home
  • Records

• 'Fast Times At Ridgemont High' is one of my favorite movies; it's a film that's a human comedy, it's a drama, and the characters all, in a way, fit the teenage archetypes, but they don't become stereotypes because each of the actors brought their own presence and their own personality to the screen.

  

  Josh Klinghoffer Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Drama
  • Movies
  • Actors

• You want to win and you want the [NFL] ring. But when you win and you get the ring, you never really wear it.

  

  Michael Strahan
  • Want
  • Winning
  • Really

• Who is God? Who are we? What is our purpose? All these questions remain unanswered. I want to reach the genuine seeker of spiritual well-being. My goal is to satisfy the hunger and longing for those who are seeking the truth.

  

  Ravi Zacharias
  • Questions
  • Genuine
  • Remain

• And it occurred to me that in this new millennial life of instant and ubiquitous connection, you don't in fact communicate so much as leave messages for one another, these odd improvisational performances, often sorry bits and samplings of ourselves that can't help but seem out of context. And then when you do finally reach someone, everyone's so out of practice or too hopeful or else embittered that you wonder if it would be better not to attempt contact at all.

  

  Chang-Rae Lee
  • Wonder
  • Helping
  • Sorry

• You can be anything. You could be the President of the United States or the inventor of the next Internet or a ninja cardio-thoracic surgeon poet, which would be awesome because you would be the first one.

  

  Cameron Russell
  • Internet
  • Awesome
  • Surgeon

• I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

  

  Jack Roy
  • General
  • Cigarette
  • Surgeon