Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

Jack Roy

• Love
• She
• Girl
• Hate
• Morning
• Crying
• I Hate

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• I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

  

  Jack Roy
  • Love
  • She
  • Girl