Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit.

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Magneto wants to cope with the difficulties thrust upon him by society and by his own nature.
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I am responsible. Although I may not be able to prevent the worst from happening, I am responsible for my attitude toward the inevitable misfortunes that darken life.
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If you're going to make a sequel to 'Sicario', you have to - you know, you've got to go beat a brand new path.
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So at the end of the day, our number 1 goal, our top priority, is to motivate American youngsters to reject the abuse of illegal drugs, tobacco and alcohol. All three of them are illegal behaviors.
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For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norms, even our cultural ideal.
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I love dogs. I have a Golden Doodle and an Alaskan Klee Kai.
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My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
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The lamp burns bright when wick and oil are clean.
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One of my theories is to be captain on the field and off the field, you need to totally enjoy each other's company. I don't like discussing cricket off the field.
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Sure, if you're a well to do family, you always have the option of sending your children to private schools where teachers spend less time disciplining kids and more time teaching them. However, this option is beyond the reach of most households. And this is what makes school vouchers such a promising solution for lower and middle income families.
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America's public schools have served their purpose. Free and compulsory education was good for a somewhat unpromising young nation.
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My only fantasy about writing was that in my old days, after directing many masterpieces, I would write my memoirs.
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Science has killed religion. There's no hope for the future with seven billion of us on the planet, and the only thing you can do is to laugh in the face of it all.
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I grew up loving films and making stupid movies with a good friend of mine, who now actually has a career in a really prominent special effects house, so he's still doing it. We just started messing around with a camera.
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I've played quite a large spectrum of teenaged girls, from psychotic to very sweet to a polygamist.
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I learned that it's OK to be stubborn about your craft, and it's OK to demand excellence from the industry.
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I love girl power.
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Where I come from it was really unheard of to be at a party and someone says, 'What kind of music do you make?', and you say, 'Pop music.' You may as well have 'I'm not cool' stamped on your forehead.
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The only peace that can be made with a dictator is once that must be based on deterrence. For today, the dictator may be your friend, but tomorrow he will need you as an enemy.
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Creating deluxe cuisine is like playing a sport. Always competitive. Always challenging. And if you slow down a bit, you can no longer return to the top level.
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I was a directing student and a production design student at Carnegie Mellon. I went in as a production design student and became a directing student.
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There are many things to admire about Japan but this is the one thing I love the most and probably the only time I eat breakfast. Fish, eggs, soup, salad, veggies; all in the tiniest bites. It's a full meal, but it's so refreshing.
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Rightly conceived, time is the friend of all who are in any way in adversity, for its mazy road winds in and out of the shadows sooner or later into sunshine, and when one is at its darkest point one can be certain that presently it will grow brighte.
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To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit.