Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit.

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Magneto wants to cope with the difficulties thrust upon him by society and by his own nature.
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Every man prefers to look at a well-shaped woman instead of a rubber ball.
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I am responsible. Although I may not be able to prevent the worst from happening, I am responsible for my attitude toward the inevitable misfortunes that darken life.
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If you're going to make a sequel to 'Sicario', you have to - you know, you've got to go beat a brand new path.
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So at the end of the day, our number 1 goal, our top priority, is to motivate American youngsters to reject the abuse of illegal drugs, tobacco and alcohol. All three of them are illegal behaviors.
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For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norms, even our cultural ideal.
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I love dogs. I have a Golden Doodle and an Alaskan Klee Kai.
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My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
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The lamp burns bright when wick and oil are clean.
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One of my theories is to be captain on the field and off the field, you need to totally enjoy each other's company. I don't like discussing cricket off the field.
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Sure, if you're a well to do family, you always have the option of sending your children to private schools where teachers spend less time disciplining kids and more time teaching them. However, this option is beyond the reach of most households. And this is what makes school vouchers such a promising solution for lower and middle income families.
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America's public schools have served their purpose. Free and compulsory education was good for a somewhat unpromising young nation.
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My only fantasy about writing was that in my old days, after directing many masterpieces, I would write my memoirs.
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Science has killed religion. There's no hope for the future with seven billion of us on the planet, and the only thing you can do is to laugh in the face of it all.
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I grew up loving films and making stupid movies with a good friend of mine, who now actually has a career in a really prominent special effects house, so he's still doing it. We just started messing around with a camera.
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I've played quite a large spectrum of teenaged girls, from psychotic to very sweet to a polygamist.
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I learned that it's OK to be stubborn about your craft, and it's OK to demand excellence from the industry.
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I love girl power.
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It is essential to the triumph of reform that it should never succeed.
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Bu is a word that cools many a warm impulse, stifles many a kindly thought, puts a dead stop to many a brotherly deed. No one would ever love his neighbor as himself if he listened to all the Buts that could be said.
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The art of the cuisine, when fully mastered, is the one human capability of which only good things can be said.
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When you're on a football scholarship, you get a stipend that's supposed to cover your rent and a few incidentals. It was $360 a month. This was the late 1980s, and the NCAA has an interesting rule where you're not allowed to supplement your income with a part-time job.
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Wrestling is like any form of drama or pretty much any form of entertainment - some people understand this about forms of entertainment really intuitively when they're younger, and others would have to be really not very intelligent for a long time until we realize that every human mood is an art.
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To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit.