Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!

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• On my mother's side, I'm English, so that's where the freckles come from. On my father's side, I'm German, and he has the fantastic olive hues... I was given mum's skin, whereas my brothers and sisters were given my dad's skin. I do tan up quite well, but it takes me a bit longer.

  

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• Indeed the three prophecies about the death of individual art are, in their different ways, those of Hegel, Marx, and Freud. I don't see any way of getting beyond those prophecies.

  

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• It was funny on '24' because I'm a Scots-Canadian, and I was working with the great Scottish actor Tony Curran, and we were both playing Russian gangsters.

  

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• Everyone fears the cut of the blade. It doesn't matter after that. I know the spirit survives as there is so much evidence of the survival of the personality in the afterlife.

  

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• Consumption is still going up on Alibaba. This is because when the economy goes down people look online to Alibaba to buy cheaper things.

  

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• I don't start writing a script until I can see it all in my head, then it's a matter of getting it down in white heat.

  

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• I think when you see 'Ridiculous Six,' the show speaks for itself in terms of its treatment of American Indians.

  

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• Writing never comes easy. The difference between Page 2 and Page Nothing is the difference between life and death.

  

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• Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.

  

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• I think I'm the kind of person who would be very difficult to employ - I'm pretty annoying, but driven.

  

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• For whatever be the knowledge which we are able to obtain of God, either by perception or reflection, we must of necessity believe that He is by many degrees far better than what we perceive Him to be.

  

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• Nature, not content with denying him the ability to think, has endowed him with the ability to write.

  

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• I got lost but look what I found.

  

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• My wife watches me like a hawk.

  

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• History is opaque. You see what comes out, not the script that produces events, ... The generator of historical events is different from the events themselves, much as the minds of the gods cannot be read just by witnessing their deeds.

  

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• The participation in European elections was always not very exciting. People are very interested in European issues, but they don't see the person who is representing Europe.

  

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• I have sat by night beside a cold lake And touched things smoother than moonlight on still water, But the moon on this cloud sea is not human, And here is no shore, no intimacy, Only the start of space, the road to suns.

  

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• I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!

  

  Jack Roy
  • Water
  • Doctor
  • Knee