Michael Winner Quotes

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

Michael Winner

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• I've managed stations.

  

  Pat Robertson
  • Stations

• All art is erotic. The first ornament to have been invented, the cross, was of erotic origin. It was the first work of art. A horizontal stroke: the woman lying down. A vertical stroke: the male who penetrates her.

  

  Adolf Loos
  • Work
  • Art
  • Firsts

• The toilets are flushing great in the locker room.

  

  Phil Jackson
  • Great
  • Room
  • Toilets

• We all need to take a deep breath and think about being a Bush daughter and having that cross to bear. I'd go out and have a couple of drinks too.

  

  Julia Roberts
  • Thinking
  • Mother
  • Couple

• I'm the type of person, I cross the bridges once I get to 'em. I don't try to plan my life three, four months in advance, because you don't know if tomorrow's promised to you.

  

  Bo Jackson
  • Life
  • Trying
  • Tomorrow

• I have had to make a cross of two logs, and lie down on it, to show the Indians what it means to crucify a man.

  

  Jim Elliot
  • Men
  • Mean
  • Lying

• Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Wonder
  • Boxes
  • Pockets

• I am so tired of criticalness being called discernment. Do you want to know true discernment? Paul said "That your love may abound in all discernment." When you are willing to die for somebody that is when you are actually discerning them. Jesus could call the Pharisees hypocrites and snakes because he went to the cross and died for them. So the next time you are quote "discerning" about somebody ask yourselves the question could you die for them? If you can`t say yes, you're critical because the love of God is to lay down your life for them, and discernment is rooted only in love. Got it?

  

  John Bevere
  • Jesus
  • Tired
  • Critical

• You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns; you shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold.

  

  William Jennings Bryan
  • Gold
  • Mankind
  • Labor

• Have different people in your fold. Have cross-disciplinary collaborations.

  

  will.i.am
  • People
  • Different
  • Collaboration

• I listen to XM radio because I can get so many overseas news stations.

  

  William Hurt
  • News
  • Radio
  • Stations

• It wasn't long ago I was cleaning toilets and now I have protestors. How cool is this?

  

  William P. Young
  • Long
  • Cleaning
  • Toilets

• We need not borrow and take up sorrows upon use of the morrow, to make up our present load; as we read of daily bread, so of a daily cross, Luke ix. M, which we are bid to take, not to make.

  

  William Gurnall
  • Crosses

• Southern change gonna come at last! Now your crosses are burning fast, Southern Man.

  

  Neil Young Buffalo Springfield
  • Men
  • Burning
  • Crosses

• The comments you'll get from a filmmaker about your performance are going to be very different. My writing workshop is about mixing it up, cross-pollinating, not only in genres but in occupations.

  

  Sandra Cisneros
  • Different
  • Writing
  • Filmmaker

• "Penn station", Ali said to the driver, slamming the door. Then she turned back to Hanna. "We ditch the bitches", she said. "And then we take them down".

  

  Sara Shepard
  • Said
  • Doors
  • Drivers

• I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.

  

  Scott Adams
  • Political
  • Argument
  • Slave

• Everyone plays the ball over the top and, at the moment, we only concede goals from crosses or balls over the top. I feel we will adapt to that.

  

  Arsene Wenger
  • Moments
  • Goal
  • Balls

• But the toilets, as everywhere, are great levelers. Here in the ladies’ lavatory the flush is still broken and the dispenser has still run out of soap, and the locks on the doors still don’t work properly. Inefficient cisterns dribble noisily, making discreet speech impossible. If I wanted to say anything, I’d have to shout.

  

  Erin Kelly
  • Speech
  • Toilets
  • Leveler

• Compassion is never compassion until you cross the street and go do something about it.

  

  Christine Caine
  • Compassion
  • Streets
  • Crosses

• War is only glorious when you buy it in the Daily Mail and enjoy it at the breakfast table. It goes splendidly with bacon and eggs. Real war is the final limit of damnable brutality, and that’s all there is in it.

  

  Geoffrey Studdert Kennedy
  • Real
  • Breakfast
  • Tables

• It's the one thing that the Devils have always prided themselves on. That comes from recruiting. We try and pick out the players who not only have the on-ice skills, but the off-ice skills too. I think in any job, if you have good people and you work together, you work better.

  

  Gerad Adams
  • Job
  • Together
  • Better

• Essentially, for me, the whole point of being a chef is to have your own restaurant.

  

  Ranveer Brar
  • Whole
  • Restaurant
  • Essentially

• An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

  

  Michael Winner
  • Crosses
  • Stations
  • Toilets