Garry Shandling Quotes
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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
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My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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Dogs are not people. Be leery of any woman who refers to her dogs as her 'kids,' because you'll only end up paying for their schooling.
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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
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I like to talk on the cell when I do interviews. That way, I double my chances of getting brain cancer: from the cell phone, and from the questions.
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There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bored.
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I have spent a lot of time studying the issue of relationships, how I grew up, my parents' influence on me. I've talked to a therapist,; I've looked inward spiritually at myself, and what it seems to come down to is that I'm a Sagittarius. Please don't make me reveal more than that. It's tough enough as it is.
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When I don't have a good time, it's usually because there's a stiffness that stifles creativity.
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I'm proud of Larry Sanders and proud of every single person who went on that journey. It's a very special show to me, and I've learned a lot of lessons from it. I need to find something where I can learn some more lessons, and then I'll do that project.
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I enjoy 'The Apprentice' and the one that's called 'Take My Life' and the other one called 'Stop Hitting Me.'
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I don't think I'm severely politically active. I care deeply, and I have my strong personal beliefs. I think America is dancing on thin ice. But I think it's bigger even than a political issue. I wonder about the evolution of the human race and spirit and what our goals and reasons for living are.
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Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.