Garry Shandling Quotes
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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
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You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
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I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.
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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
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I like to talk on the cell when I do interviews. That way, I double my chances of getting brain cancer: from the cell phone, and from the questions.
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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When I don't have a good time, it's usually because there's a stiffness that stifles creativity.
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There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bored.
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I have spent a lot of time studying the issue of relationships, how I grew up, my parents' influence on me. I've talked to a therapist,; I've looked inward spiritually at myself, and what it seems to come down to is that I'm a Sagittarius. Please don't make me reveal more than that. It's tough enough as it is.
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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
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Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
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I enjoy 'The Apprentice' and the one that's called 'Take My Life' and the other one called 'Stop Hitting Me.'
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But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
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I don't think I'm severely politically active. I care deeply, and I have my strong personal beliefs. I think America is dancing on thin ice. But I think it's bigger even than a political issue. I wonder about the evolution of the human race and spirit and what our goals and reasons for living are.