Michelle Wolf Quotes
I think I'm a good joke writer. I'm also very scared that the last joke I wrote is the last joke I'll ever write.
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I think of other artists as generous when I get inspired by their work. That's why I like curating. You don't want to take someone else's art and have your way with it. You've got to be respectful of them.
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A bowler is his own captain. I know what needs to be done, what the ball is doing. If you don't know where you are going to bowl and where you think the batsman will hit, then how can you tell the captain what you want? You are the judge.
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Consumerism is so weird. It's a sort of conspiracy we collude in. You'd think shoppers spending their hard-earned cash would be highly critical. You know that the manufacturers are trying to have you on.
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Charlie Sheen gave me a signed headshot. I think it said, 'Keep it real.' But 'real' was spelled 'reel,' like a film reel.
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Young adults in their late 20s are confronted by so many choices - there are so many different paths to choose. Sometimes I think we just fill our lives with stuff so we don't really make any choice at all, which is certainly incredibly luxurious.
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I think I was dealt a good hand. I have happy genes.
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Most people think companies are basically evil. They get a bad rap. And I think that's somewhat correct.
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I don't feel that rap has been respected as an art form. Because people have seen rappers rap off the top of their heads, they don't think it is difficult.
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I don't think about who the audience is for my books.
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What other people think of me is none of my business.
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I don't think I was really addicted. I used it as a party tool.
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I don't do something because I think it will sell 30 million albums. I couldn't care less. If it sells one, it sells one.
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I think suicide is the most perfect thing you can do in life.
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Having spent two years at AOL, I would love to be able to go back to that industry knowing what I know, and I think I would be able to help the traditional media side to better understand what is coming at them, how to deal with it.
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Elvis was just like a big old kid. It was like he never got past 19, I don't think, in a lotta ways.
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I think with anything where you delve into the back story of an artist, it kind of explains their work more intimately.
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I've written three books you could think of as memoirs.
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I don't think that my parents even imagined that I would be exposed to drugs. In those days, for some reason, it was not talked about, just like sex was not talked about.
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I think it's a natural human tendency, when you read something, you tend to read a lot of your prejudices into it. And neuroscience is like a lot of disciplines - it has fashions; things change.
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The Haitian people are gentle and lovable except for their enormous and unconscious cruelty.
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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
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Evil changes everybody!
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My concept of government's role in people's lives is that it is limited but legitimate, and essential when people have nowhere else to turn.
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I think I'm a good joke writer. I'm also very scared that the last joke I wrote is the last joke I'll ever write.
