Michelle Wolf Quotes
I think I'm a good joke writer. I'm also very scared that the last joke I wrote is the last joke I'll ever write.
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A bowler is his own captain. I know what needs to be done, what the ball is doing. If you don't know where you are going to bowl and where you think the batsman will hit, then how can you tell the captain what you want? You are the judge.
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Consumerism is so weird. It's a sort of conspiracy we collude in. You'd think shoppers spending their hard-earned cash would be highly critical. You know that the manufacturers are trying to have you on.
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Young adults in their late 20s are confronted by so many choices - there are so many different paths to choose. Sometimes I think we just fill our lives with stuff so we don't really make any choice at all, which is certainly incredibly luxurious.
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I think I was dealt a good hand. I have happy genes.
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I don't feel that rap has been respected as an art form. Because people have seen rappers rap off the top of their heads, they don't think it is difficult.
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I don't think about who the audience is for my books.
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What other people think of me is none of my business.
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I don't think I was really addicted. I used it as a party tool.
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I don't do something because I think it will sell 30 million albums. I couldn't care less. If it sells one, it sells one.
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Having spent two years at AOL, I would love to be able to go back to that industry knowing what I know, and I think I would be able to help the traditional media side to better understand what is coming at them, how to deal with it.
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Elvis was just like a big old kid. It was like he never got past 19, I don't think, in a lotta ways.
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I think with anything where you delve into the back story of an artist, it kind of explains their work more intimately.
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I've written three books you could think of as memoirs.
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I don't think that my parents even imagined that I would be exposed to drugs. In those days, for some reason, it was not talked about, just like sex was not talked about.
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I think it's fair to say I've always been a boxing fan.
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I've never experienced writer's block. When it's going really well, my body temperature goes up, and I'm flushed. I get quite delirious.
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Most people think I'm immodest.
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I think that it's going to be interesting to see where Beyonce's career goes.
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We try not to pull any punches and be straightforward, and I think that's what helped us connect with everybody across the board.
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In France, I learned about wine and cheese.
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Our situation today shows that beauty demands for itself at least as much courage and decision as do truth and goodness, and she will not allow herself to be separated and banned from her two sisters without taking them along with herself in an act of mysterious vengeance.
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I'm not trying to be the next Dave Grohl or Phil Collins.
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In L.A., it's easy to get wrapped up in this young Hollywood mess. You feel like you have to go out every night. You have to realize that you're here to work. I didn't move out here to party all the time.
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I think I'm a good joke writer. I'm also very scared that the last joke I wrote is the last joke I'll ever write.
