Dane Cook Quotes
I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I've written 29 damn plays. Isn't that enough?
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I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.
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Reproof on her lip, but a smile in her eye.
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I'll be singing with The Blind Boys of Alabama, which is a great joy to me. I've done some work with them before, and they truly are amazing.
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Love is more than one thing.
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I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up.
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It should be a law for one whole year that all laugh tracks are Seth Rogen. The world would get ever so slightly better.
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You know, it's such an insult to actual martial artists that I say that I do martial arts.
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You can go down the list of great artists and kind of understand that they are products of their environment. Whether it's U2 or Henry Rollins or myself or Johnny Lydon, they're gonna be products of their environment.
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I'd like to think a baseball picture is somewhere in my future.
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I think I'm a lot funnier and goofier than people were able to see on 'Dancing With the Stars.'
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I've started working on a new album, I'm writing a new book... there are a lot of good things on the horizon.
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Most high-level models that I've ever met are actually well-travelled; they're cultured, and no guy laying a cheesy line on them is actually going to impact their world.
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
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I know exactly what it is like to fight against the odds and to overcome adversity.
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I've always wanted to play Maria in West Side Story. My idol is Natalie Wood, and I love the movie, so I think a modern-day twist on it would be really neat.
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I am not interested in slice of life, what I want is a slice of the imagination.
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If there is such a thing as freedom, then there is no fate.
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Why seek out the tried and true, instead of experiences that will stretch you?
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One of the great dilemmas for America will be that American companies will do very well while American workers might not.
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Obama has built his public image around his ability to bridge divisions - racial, ideological or generational. And that was his reputation, even at Harvard Law School, where he was the first black president of the 'Law Review.'
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Religions do a useful thing: they narrow God to the limits of man. Philosophy replies by doing a necessary thing: it elevates man to the plane of God.
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I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.