Dane Cook Quotes
I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I've written 29 damn plays. Isn't that enough?
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I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.
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Reproof on her lip, but a smile in her eye.
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I'll be singing with The Blind Boys of Alabama, which is a great joy to me. I've done some work with them before, and they truly are amazing.
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Love is more than one thing.
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I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up.
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It should be a law for one whole year that all laugh tracks are Seth Rogen. The world would get ever so slightly better.
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You know, it's such an insult to actual martial artists that I say that I do martial arts.
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You can go down the list of great artists and kind of understand that they are products of their environment. Whether it's U2 or Henry Rollins or myself or Johnny Lydon, they're gonna be products of their environment.
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I'd like to think a baseball picture is somewhere in my future.
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I think I'm a lot funnier and goofier than people were able to see on 'Dancing With the Stars.'
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I've started working on a new album, I'm writing a new book... there are a lot of good things on the horizon.
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Most high-level models that I've ever met are actually well-travelled; they're cultured, and no guy laying a cheesy line on them is actually going to impact their world.
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
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I know exactly what it is like to fight against the odds and to overcome adversity.
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I've always wanted to play Maria in West Side Story. My idol is Natalie Wood, and I love the movie, so I think a modern-day twist on it would be really neat.
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I am not interested in slice of life, what I want is a slice of the imagination.
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If there is such a thing as freedom, then there is no fate.
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I've always noted with some awe the reading habits of the Australian public. Australians read more newspapers and magazines per head of population than almost any other country in the world.
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I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.
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Perhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another.
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When I was immobilized by fear, I might have a panic attack. I've had a couple of panic attacks in my life.
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Success is sometimes the outcome of a whole string of failures.
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I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.