Dane Cook Quotes
I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.
Quotes to Explore
-
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I've written 29 damn plays. Isn't that enough?
-
I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.
-
Reproof on her lip, but a smile in her eye.
-
I'll be singing with The Blind Boys of Alabama, which is a great joy to me. I've done some work with them before, and they truly are amazing.
-
Love is more than one thing.
-
I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up.
-
It should be a law for one whole year that all laugh tracks are Seth Rogen. The world would get ever so slightly better.
-
You know, it's such an insult to actual martial artists that I say that I do martial arts.
-
You can go down the list of great artists and kind of understand that they are products of their environment. Whether it's U2 or Henry Rollins or myself or Johnny Lydon, they're gonna be products of their environment.
-
I'd like to think a baseball picture is somewhere in my future.
-
I think I'm a lot funnier and goofier than people were able to see on 'Dancing With the Stars.'
-
I've started working on a new album, I'm writing a new book... there are a lot of good things on the horizon.
-
Most high-level models that I've ever met are actually well-travelled; they're cultured, and no guy laying a cheesy line on them is actually going to impact their world.
-
There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
-
I know exactly what it is like to fight against the odds and to overcome adversity.
-
Nothing escapes God's knowledge. This is proved by the witness of the Scriptures and the analogy of the sun, which, although created, yet by its light or heat enters into all things.
-
I know it's a guy thing to chest bump, but me and my dancers chest bump before hitting the stage. Not too hard though...ouch!
-
I've always wanted to play Maria in West Side Story. My idol is Natalie Wood, and I love the movie, so I think a modern-day twist on it would be really neat.
-
When you're a skateboarder or a snowboarder, it affects the way you talk, the way you move, the way you interact with the world and other people.
-
I was really influenced by Joan Didion and Pauline Kael; they were both at the height of their influence when I was coming into my own as a reader.
-
One of the missions of 'The Nightly Show' was to have a conversation with America in a sense, and talk about the things that people didn't want to talk about it.
-
As far as expectations go, you can never work for expectations. You have to work against them.
-
Well, I just hope we can have peace, and I hope it'll do some good.
-
I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.
