Dane Cook Quotes
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The reasons kids get into trouble in one way or another is because - Who ever told them they were special?
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If you're in the best team in the world, you or your teammate have to win.
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
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What I remember most about high school are the memories I created with my friends.
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Only a fool does not fear actors, but you can't beat them, and if you can't beat them, join them, as they say. As I've got older I've become very interested in that part of the work.
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I get asked to comment a lot on inequality in cycling, but for me it has never been an issue. Everything has always been equal on the track, and the male and female riders are all part of the same team, and we all mix freely.
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I love to read. And right now I'm on my last hundred pages of 'The Corrections' by Jonathan Franzen, and I really enjoyed it. His writing is just - he's one of those writers where you just go, 'There are people just meant to be novel writers.'
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People are generally forced to change. We don't want to change, and then something absolutely forces us to realize that what we are doing isn't working or that our picture of the world is wrong. We fail. So we change.
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Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.
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I came to acting in a very circuitous way.
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Hispanic unemployment is higher than the national average and when the federal government is killing small businesses and killing jobs it is hurting the future of the Hispanic community and we need to carry that message.
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I just do whatever I do, and put it out there without tryin' to cater to anybody. If you like it, you like it.
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You can't tolerate anybody attempting to threaten or intimidate your body. You must respond with force.
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My grandfather allowed as how I might even live long enough to see a Mars landing. I haven't, of course, except in fiction, including my own, and strongly doubt that I ever will.
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No phone, a movie, a glass of wine, and some salad. Perfect!
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You don't actually have control of the position people want you to be in. If they say, 'You king of the blacks,' you're king of the blacks - whether you like it or not.
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Our lives teach us who we are.
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I spend a lot of time balancing between faith and disbelief.
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I think, for a love story, the most important element is the music, since you don't have action sequences or item numbers. It really draws in the audience and adds to at least 70 percent of the opening of the movie.
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I live alone, so I don't really talk to anyone once I'm home. I have some silent nights.
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I despise making the most of one's time. Half of the pleasures of life consist of the opportunities one has neglected.
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In the NBA, there's always a guy who is only around because he can jump. He doesn't have a clue about the fundamentals. I learn more from the WNBA. They know how to dribble, how to pivot, how to use the shot fake.
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There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.
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There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes.
