Dane Cook Quotes
'Honey, honey. Why don't you put the fucking DVDs in order? So I can find Uncle Buck the second I wanna watch it? This shit's all scrambled up because you're a fucking retard. Why don't you put these in order? In order! Now fight me for three days, because I'm bored!'
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Inside every adult male is a denied little boy.
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The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers.
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I don't call myself a very good Christian, but I think I know one when I see one, and I also think I know when I don't.
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I love elephants! It's my favorite animal.
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I feel optimistic about how heterogeneous societies pull together. We just have to keep on with the struggle.
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We're living at a time where if you do a Google search for a 'show, review and network,' you'll get 'The New York Times' and Pete Billingsley from a town you've never heard of on the same results page. It's kind of democratizing the process so that everyone has access to a distribution system to express themselves.
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Village cricket spread fast through the land.
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There is no diplomacy like candor.
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It might be, it could be... it is! A home run!
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I am proud to have played a small part in ensuring that no veteran's heroic service will be cast aside due to prejudice.
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My dad's name is Vernon and my mom liked the initials, V. V. My sisters and I got named Victoria, Valerie and Vincent so we'd be V. V.'s, too. But, then when you start getting pets' names that start with a 'v,' it's a little embarrassing.
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To be successful in struggle requires remembrance of the Creator and the doing of good deeds. This is important because successful struggle demands that there be a kind of social consciousness.
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I'm an Indian-origin painter. I will remain so to my last breath.
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You know, one of the things I like about this world, or at least I like about the way we're presenting this world, is these issues are terribly complicated - not nearly as black and white as we're led to believe.
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I love sailing but hate cruise ships.
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When you're making a pilot, what you're mostly thinking is, 'Please let this be a real job, please.'
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You must never throw away things that are worth good money.
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I definitely like performing to a crowd that's there to see a female hero.
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It is faith that drives us to build, a belief that we cannot be limited by lack of nerve or airspace.
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When the attention started to be about my figure, I was surprised, because it wasn't something I was focused on.
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Starry, starry night, flaming flowers that brightly blaze, swirling clouds in violet haze reflect Vincent's eyes of china blue.
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There is no such thing as duty. If you know that a thing is right, you want to do it. If you don't want to do it-it isn't right. If it's right and you don't want to do it-you don't know what right is and you're not a man.
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See, the thing that bothers me with young actors, young actors of color specifically, is that they see movies and television, and they figure that's all it is to it. They have no respect for the craft. They want to be, you know, movie stars or whatever. And I worry that we're losing a certain quality, you know?
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'Honey, honey. Why don't you put the fucking DVDs in order? So I can find Uncle Buck the second I wanna watch it? This shit's all scrambled up because you're a fucking retard. Why don't you put these in order? In order! Now fight me for three days, because I'm bored!'
