Dane Cook Quotes
I've heard on the news that they are thinking of putting microchips inside babies so that if they ever get kidnapped that you can track them on Google. But what if technology fails? Well here is my solution: next to the microchip, put a fucking detonator. Listen, if I can't have my baby, nobody can!!!
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I don't think it's possible to separate out the strands of a writer's history, circumstances, life events, and that writer's themes.
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When I was little, I wanted to be an astronomer, but that didn't happen.
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I just want to be the best Carly Rae I can be.
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Revolution in the modern case is no longer an uncouth business.
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My life is exactly the way it needs to be.
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The Israeli public is frustrated with the way it is portrayed abroad.
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I have an existential crisis every time I walk into a bookshop, knowing that I'm not going to read all the books before I die.
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I'm pretty easily overwhelmed and pretty tough as well. I think I'm tougher than I used to be. There's been a lot of hardship along the way. But that's what life is. And it's how you deal with those things, and how you let them shape you that makes you a better person and defines what sort of person you're going to be.
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My mother is going to get earrings of my head. Some will be dipped in silver, some will be dipped in gold, and I will hand them out to everyone I know.
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Science is the father of knowledge, but opinion breeds ignorance.
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History is that which is agreed upon by mutual consent.
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To this day, most people think of me as the fastest human. They don't really think me as a long jumper, although that's the event I had more success in.
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We need not despair even in our worst, for our failures are forgiven. The only fatal thing is to sit down content with anything less than perfection.
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In its essence, technology is something that man does not control.
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I've heard on the news that they are thinking of putting microchips inside babies so that if they ever get kidnapped that you can track them on Google. But what if technology fails? Well here is my solution: next to the microchip, put a fucking detonator. Listen, if I can't have my baby, nobody can!!!
