Whitney Cummings Quotes
My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.
Quotes to Explore
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The American dream is about freedom.
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I definitely grew up as a small-town... I guess you could call it the 'small-town football player,' according to the stereotype. I wasn't involved in music at all.
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People ask me to describe myself, but it's a very personal thing. You don't feel comfortable.
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Tell me how a person judges his or her self-esteem, and I will tell you how that person operates at work, in love, in sex, in parenting, in every important aspect of existence - and how high he or she is likely to rise. The reputation you have with yourself - your self-esteem - is the single most important factor for a fulfilling life.
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Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
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That's really my goal now. I'm trying to be a positive role model to my kids and to just enjoy this ride, because it's hard. It's hard to enjoy it when you're in it.
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Workplaces still operate like it's 1962 and one person is always at home, and they are not very good at adjusting for the fact that a majority of women work and take care of children.
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This whole idea that we address environmental issues by not doing stuff just doesn't work.
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I love making buckwheat crepes with ham, Parmesan cheese, and a fried egg on top. It's my go-to breakfast.
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I'm intrigued by people who are super adept at manipulating their own image. We all do it to a certain extent.
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I rarely meet a politician that I don't like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.
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A good leader has to at some point trust those around him; otherwise, nothing constructive is going to get done.
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Nothing is more precious than peace, by which all war, both in Heaven and Earth, is brought to an end.
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The difficulty is capturing surprise on film.
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My politics are private, but many of my feminist politics cross over into my professional life.
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It wasn't a deliberate decision to become a poet. It was something I found myself doing - and loving. Language became an addiction.
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I know when I get down and discouraged, it's hard for me to be able to just see anything except for right where I am.
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For instance, 'The Sixth Sense' had mediocre to bad reviews. Slowly, the audience pushed it and it received critical attention.
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Pioneers may be picturesque figures, but they are often rather lonely ones.
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We don't care if you understand us.
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I've spent my whole life in real estate, whether it's in our hotels or looking at the competition, and it's my curse to walk into every room and not be drawn to the flaws and have the little imperfections drive me crazy - because they didn't need to happen.
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Just as those who practice the same profession recognize each other instinctively, so do those who practice the same vice.
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There's something else that makes a woman interesting, something beyond being young or being old. And I'm going to find out what that something else is before I die, I hope.
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My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.
