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Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.
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Even as a child back in Indiana, whenever I took a Butterbelly off the hook I used to ask myself, "Does this fish think?" I would even ask others, "Do you suppose this Butterbelly can think?" And all I would get in reply was a look. At the age of eighteen, I left the state.
Will Cuppy
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An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't?
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The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.
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Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.
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They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did.
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I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to work.
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We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.
Will Cuppy