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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
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Why not work with your friends? It's working with people you know, and you share the same sensibility.
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Members of the Senate and House, if they want to send troops into war, should be forced to send a family member. That would really make everyone stop and go, 'Ohhh-kaaay.'
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I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food.
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There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.
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One of the challenges you will face is finding a job in our depressed economy, ... In fact, the chances of finding a job are about as good as finding weapons of mass destruction in the Iraqi desert -- slim and none, and slim just left the building.
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You still have that competitive thing where you want to try to make hits. That won't go away, unless the mayor of show business says my time's up.
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Now we have food networks and everything. CNN was the beginning of all of that.
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Molly Shannon and I used to always talk about that we really felt strongly that we were comedic actors, that we weren't comedians. You just played things real and the comedy came out of the context.
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My dad turned me onto Peter Sellers as a kid. I loved the fact that he was a unique combination of being extremely subtle and over-the-top all at the same time, and that's a hard thing to do. I admire that.
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I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!
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You know, when I'm looking at these '08 yachts that are for sale, I think "I could have just walked in with a briefcase of cash and put it on the table and walked out with a yacht."
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That's what I think works the best, and what I think makes the best comedy - something that's completely committed and more approached as an acting exercise, as opposed to being worried about whether to be funny or not. The comedy comes from the context.
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I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.
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I think 'SNL' was such a unique thing because it was material you created and you're very comfortable with it, even though the setting was pressure-packed.
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I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.
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I still regret that I never played soccer in high school. I chose basketball over soccer.
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Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people who come in to host the show and you get thrown into so many situations and learn how to think on your feet, so filmmaking actually feels slow, in a good way.
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I'm a selective pack rat. There's some things I have no problem getting rid of and others I hold onto dearly.
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Anyone can memorize facts and figures. The real way to learn anything is to go out and experience it. Let your curiosity lead you.
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I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat. And I built a boat. I had a boat built for me, I mean, and my second day out to sea I realized that (a) I'm not a sailor, and (b) I have no knowledge of basic navigation.
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I grew up in an entertainment family, and so I saw how susceptible you are to the ups and downs of this business.
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I will watch a movie that is quote unquote dark and not get the qualification of what is dark and what is not.
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I don't really have aspirations to be Tom Hanks.