Will Ferrell Quotes
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Everyone I know who skis is dead.
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One of the challenges you will face is finding a job in our depressed economy, ... In fact, the chances of finding a job are about as good as finding weapons of mass destruction in the Iraqi desert -- slim and none, and slim just left the building.
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You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here.
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I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat. And I built a boat. I had a boat built for me, I mean, and my second day out to sea I realized that (a) I'm not a sailor, and (b) I have no knowledge of basic navigation.
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I grew up in an entertainment family, and so I saw how susceptible you are to the ups and downs of this business.
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I still regret that I never played soccer in high school. I chose basketball over soccer.
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James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.
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The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.
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I speak as much Spanish as anyone who has grown up in Southern California or Texas or Arizona. I had my three years of high-school Spanish and a couple of semesters in college.
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I think politics have gotten vulgar and we comedically portray that.
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When you're doing an out-and-out comedy, the notion of preparing for a character - I hope I don't reveal too much of myself here - but, uh, no, I'm not doing anything.
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When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season.
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What’s the point of being bad when there’s nothing good to stop you?
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I don't really have aspirations to be Tom Hanks.
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Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
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In junior high P.E., I was way too shy to take a shower in front of the other kids. It was a horribly awkward time - body hair, odors... So I'd go from my sweaty shirt back into my regular clothes and have to continue the day.
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I just kind of have a comedic looking body, I guess. If anything I really have to exercise just to not look too fudgy, otherwise I would just keep going and going.
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On the set of an independent film you can tell that nobody is doing it for the money. Everyone is there because they love the script. A smaller budget sort of unifies everyone; it's a real team effort and that's amazing. But these opportunities just don't present themselves that often for me, so basically any chance I get to do something different I jump on it.
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I'm a really good swimmer.
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I often don't think a lot about the ramifications of anything I do.
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I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.
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I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard
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I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time.
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I've always associated consciousness with artists like Bob Marley or Joni Mitchell or Bob Dylan. You know, artists that really talked about what was going on in the world and really artists that are timeless.