Will Ferrell Quotes
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You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here.
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Everyone I know who skis is dead.
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James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.
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I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat. And I built a boat. I had a boat built for me, I mean, and my second day out to sea I realized that (a) I'm not a sailor, and (b) I have no knowledge of basic navigation.
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I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.
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I grew up in an entertainment family, and so I saw how susceptible you are to the ups and downs of this business.
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I speak as much Spanish as anyone who has grown up in Southern California or Texas or Arizona. I had my three years of high-school Spanish and a couple of semesters in college.
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I still regret that I never played soccer in high school. I chose basketball over soccer.
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I think politics have gotten vulgar and we comedically portray that.
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The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.
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I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.
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When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season.
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What’s the point of being bad when there’s nothing good to stop you?
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Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
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In junior high P.E., I was way too shy to take a shower in front of the other kids. It was a horribly awkward time - body hair, odors... So I'd go from my sweaty shirt back into my regular clothes and have to continue the day.
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I often don't think a lot about the ramifications of anything I do.
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When you're doing an out-and-out comedy, the notion of preparing for a character - I hope I don't reveal too much of myself here - but, uh, no, I'm not doing anything.
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On the set of an independent film you can tell that nobody is doing it for the money. Everyone is there because they love the script. A smaller budget sort of unifies everyone; it's a real team effort and that's amazing. But these opportunities just don't present themselves that often for me, so basically any chance I get to do something different I jump on it.
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I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time.
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I just kind of have a comedic looking body, I guess. If anything I really have to exercise just to not look too fudgy, otherwise I would just keep going and going.
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I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard
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I don't really have aspirations to be Tom Hanks.
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I've always associated consciousness with artists like Bob Marley or Joni Mitchell or Bob Dylan. You know, artists that really talked about what was going on in the world and really artists that are timeless.
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I'm a really good swimmer.