Norm MacDonald Quotes
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You all had something to do with keeping me employed.
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Violent anger makes me physically ill.
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True there has been more talk of peace since 1945 than, I should think, at any other time in history. At least we hear more and read more about it because man's words, for good or ill, can now so easily reach the millions.
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Many are the marvels of God's Creation, but none so marvelous as man. Or so cunning, for good and ill.
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I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.
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stop spying on the lawful citizenry. Democracy and dossiers go ill together. It is all right for God but all wrong for the State to keep its eye on sparrows.
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Worry destroys the ability to write. Ill health is bad in the ratio that it produces worry which attacks your subconscious and destroys your reserves.
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The more ugly, old, nasty, ill, and poor I become the more I want to get my own back by producing vibrant, well-arranged, radiant colour.
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conformity has been a devastating thing. Its ill effects continue right to this day. Customers still look at the woman in the next chair and say, 'I'll have what she has.' That's all right for ordering at a restaurant - but not in a beauty parlor.
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In art the end does not sanctify the means: but sacred means employed here can sanctify the end.
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When a man is ill his very goodness is sickly.
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Governments, like clocks, go from the motion men give them, and as governments are made and moved by men, so by them they are ruined too. Wherefore governments rather depend upon men, than men upon governments. Let men be good, and the government cannot be bad; if it be ill, they will cure it. But if men be bad, let the government be never so good, they will endeavour to warp and spoil it to their turn.
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To arrive at perfection, a man should have very sincere friends or inveterate enemies; because he would be made sensible of his good or ill conduct, either by the censures of the one or the admonitions of the other.
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Unquiet meals make ill digestions.
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How oft the sight of means to do ill deeds makes ill deeds done!
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There's nothing ill can dwell in such a temple. If the ill spirit have so fair a house, Good things will strive to dwell with't
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Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania
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Clearly, there are a thousand and one scenarios for how someone can slip through the cracks. I'll walk down the street and see a homeless person, and I'll want to stop them and say, How did this happen? Where's your mother? Are you physically ill? Mentally ill?
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Don’t just look at the problem that you face; look at the reason behind it
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Surprise keeps the reader awake. The only alternative is to continue saying what the reader is expecting. What fun is that?
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Men seem neither to understand their riches nor their strength. Of the former they believe greater things than they should; of the latter, less.
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I realized that I spent more time thinking about my problem clients than my great clients. I had to stop feeding the drama of the problem clients-and other problems in my life.
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It is better to be idle than employed in ill.
